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AlmagroTheKing is not online. AlmagroTheKing
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17 Sep 2013 09:28 PM
So the other day I was playing ROBLOX in the morning. It was the second week of sixth grade. Now, normally around 7:15, my mom comes into my room to tell me to go to the bus. This morning, she never walked in. Now, when I play ROBLOX, I lose track of time. So I was playing and playing ROBLOX. I finally looked at the clock. 12:38? HOLY SHNIZ! Me being the stupid 6th grader I am, I ran outside to check for the bus. It wasn't here! Instinctively, I wind sprint to my garage and do the only thing I know how to do. I run in and grab my razor scooter and cruise down the road nearing the speed of sound. Somebody yelled at me "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" I thought nothing of it and continued.

Now, I was a sight to see. I was wearing a Blood on the Dance Floor shirt stained with sweat and I had on basketball shorts because they're comfortable. I was going to school super fast. I finally dash into school and run straight to whatever math class 6th graders do. I burst in through the doors and something seems...awry. The room seemed more...rectangular. I thought nothing of it and slowly walked to my desk. I sit through that boring ass math class and go straight to the library to play some ROBLOX (it's lunch). I immediately hacked the school wifi to play since ROBLOX is blocked. Now, I saw something strange. There was a hot babe playing ROBLOX next to me. Boy, I was excited. So I joined her game and immediately began to flirt with her. I eventually told her I was sitting by the computer next to her. We began talking. However, something was weird about her. Her hair was...going through her hat. Whatever. I ignored this obvious break in the laws of physics and proceeded to invite her to the back part of the library.

We start kissing really hard and stuff. I started saying bad words to let her know I'm the man. I even stuck up my middle finger once or twice because man. It gets more passionate. Finally, she turns around and says "I've got a surprise for you". When she turned back around, I literally saw the face of Satan himself. It was John Shedletsky! He says "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE!" I immediately began running and screaming. The whole school was made out of blocks! On my way out of school, I punched one of those blocky monsters in the face. Everything was loud. The only thing I could hear is "HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY" and the school started to change colors. I fell down and went flopping around everywhere. I couldn't escape.

ROBLOX is love

ROBLOX is life
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pieguy26 is not online. pieguy26
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17 Sep 2013 09:29 PM
1st
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DarkGenex is not online. DarkGenex
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17 Sep 2013 09:29 PM
http://www.roblox.com/DarkGenexs-Happy-House-place?id=123496422
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cooldude2970 is not online. cooldude2970
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17 Sep 2013 09:31 PM
LOL WTH

is this a remake of the shrek story
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Planl8 is not online. Planl8
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17 Sep 2013 09:31 PM
this > kfc
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neocobra68 is not online. neocobra68
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17 Sep 2013 09:31 PM
wtf

lol
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normle123 is not online. normle123
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17 Sep 2013 09:31 PM
win
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AlmagroTheKing is not online. AlmagroTheKing
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17 Sep 2013 09:32 PM
@cooldude

i wrote a shrek story once

mine ended differently
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danielle is not online. danielle
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17 Sep 2013 09:32 PM
Love you genex.
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pieguy26 is not online. pieguy26
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17 Sep 2013 09:33 PM
whats a shrek story??
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Derix is not online. Derix
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17 Sep 2013 09:34 PM
Accept, it's gud deal.
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DesiredBlood is not online. DesiredBlood
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17 Sep 2013 09:35 PM
roflirl
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DeusMalum is not online. DeusMalum
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17 Sep 2013 09:35 PM
y u copy shreck
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AlmagroTheKing is not online. AlmagroTheKing
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17 Sep 2013 09:36 PM
i dont think i copied shrek

link me tho
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tidas4 is not online. tidas4
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17 Sep 2013 09:36 PM
I cried tears of bleach
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abdula987 is not online. abdula987
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17 Sep 2013 09:36 PM
ogm u scared me lol
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AlmagroTheKing is not online. AlmagroTheKing
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17 Sep 2013 09:47 PM
im not gonna lie

i struggled to type this with my blocky arms
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19 Mar 2015 01:19 AM
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abdula987 is not online. abdula987
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19 Mar 2015 01:27 AM
o hey its me :D 2 years ago lol
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scoobysnacks1 is not online. scoobysnacks1
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19 Mar 2015 01:28 AM
I think i saw this post back then ;o
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Immobolize is not online. Immobolize
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19 Mar 2015 01:29 AM
hi alt that rebumped this ooo
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BlizzardAwesomeNinja is not online. BlizzardAwesomeNinja
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19 Mar 2015 02:00 AM
420/69 su tru bru
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megatroid is not online. megatroid
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19 Mar 2015 02:35 AM
tracked
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