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| 18 Mar 2015 06:31 PM |
Hello my fellow Americans.
I am writing this today to inform you of USCP's available spot for the Head of the USCP Cadet Academy. Why are we doing this? We are doing this to find new talent that might not be discovered in USA. This will give anyone that applies a chance to prove themselves worthy to be in an elite department/agency one day. This will give you a chance to show not only me but others in USA that you have what it takes to be a leader. "Will I get into USCP?" Yes as a Board member, but that would also mean you have to be approved by the Chairman of the Board, DataWolf. You are entitled to a Deputy head which also gets into USCP as a board member but he/she too has to be approved so choose wisely. If you are caught breaking any rules you will be given 2 warnings. After those two warnings it is 1 probational period. If you continue to mess around then you will be removed. The requirements are stated below. They are expected to be met when you send in your application.
REQUIREMENTS:
1. You MUST be a Middle Class Citizen or higher.
2. Your account MUST be older than 250 days.
3. You MUST be able to understand the rules and guidelines of the USCP.
4. You MUST maintain activity within USCPCA and keep the Academy itself active.
5. You MUST be able to submit weekly logs to me, Joeyman2014.
6. You MUST be easy to contact.
7. You MUST NOT be in any terrorist groups or any other USA's.
8. You MUST be able to handle an academy and the members of the academy.
9. You MUST be active in USCP and attend when an event is called.
10. You MUST be able to provide the proper training the USCP Cadets need.
11. You MUST be able to listen to commands given by higher authority.
12. You MUST be able to co-operate even with those you hate.
Only 1 of 3 finalists will be chosen. Yes, That means that only 3 will be chosen to present a speech not only infront of the USCP HR's but also infront of USA.
Application Details: (ANSWER IN COMPLETE SENTANCES)
Part 1
Basic
Name:
Nickname:
Username:
Your Timezone?:
What times are you available?:
Part 2
Answer the following with a "Y" or "N".
Grammar?:
Experience?:
Responsibility?:
Part 3
Grammar Portion: (Please fix the following sentences.)
1. sup bro gunna come wit meh to see teh curnivle
2. the flowers didnt ship cirrectly
3. that cur is cool
4. that wepon ish powurful
5. dont du tat
6. i liek music
7. powice officurs r awsum
8. dc is teh capital
9. i has tons of robox
10. fedor4s r hawt
Part 4
Answer the following, truthfully.
What is the job of the United States Capitol Police Cadet Academy (USCPCA)?:
Why should we choose you out of all the others in USA? (350-500 words THEY WILL BE COUNTED!):
What can you provide for the USCPCA?:
Have you ever been arrested? If yes, How many times and why.
Are you associated with any other Agency/Department?
(Optional trick question) An old lady in the United States has a heart attack and dials 911. No one came and she died. How could this have happened?:
Thank you for applying and good luck!
Signed, USCP Chief Joseph R. Mangano (Joeyman2014) USCP Assistant Chief Kevin Jiang (YAOHUIJIANG) USCP Deputy Chief Kenneth M. Doria (Noobatrona)
(P.S) Sorry for any mistakes you may find! |
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| 18 Mar 2015 06:32 PM |
| i dont want nerds, in uscp kthx |
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| 18 Mar 2015 06:41 PM |
pick me!
A very swagalicious muffin |
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| 18 Mar 2015 07:32 PM |
| no swag, we gave you a job, now |
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| 18 Mar 2015 07:39 PM |
@Nooba He earned the job... We didn't give it to him...
-United States Capitol Police Chief, Joeyman2014 |
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| 19 Mar 2015 09:00 PM |
| she dialed it not called it lel |
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| 19 Mar 2015 09:23 PM |
| IGNORE THIS APPLICATION! They can't ask you about your arrest record! |
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| 20 Mar 2015 02:17 PM |
@ben You idiot, Yes we can. All directors have the right to know their arrest record especially if they are applying for a high ranking position.
-United States Capitol Police Chief, Joeyman2014 |
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| 20 Mar 2015 03:20 PM |
| lol uscp joke of the century |
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