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| 15 Mar 2015 03:32 PM |
quick summary of the last thread:
you got angry at a girl and she showed you that she offed herself on TC chatroom. the police arrived at your door. you kissed the policewoman to try to get her not to charge you
the policewoman is obsessed with you now
a) "will you marry me?" b) go even further c) try to get away from the creepy clingy woman d) break down and cry from the guilt |
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| 15 Mar 2015 03:39 PM |
she gets pregnant with your baby
a) think of baby names b) "you should get it killed before it's born" c) dump her d) do it some more |
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| 15 Mar 2015 03:43 PM |
she goes to the clinic and gets it done
a) do it again b) get mad because you wanted to have a baby with her c) marry her d) punch her |
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| 15 Mar 2015 03:46 PM |
you punch her and you get arrested for domestic abuse. you are put in jail
a) drop the soap b) ask to see your gf at the police station c) wait for someone else to drop the soap d) get bailed out |
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| 15 Mar 2015 03:50 PM |
you drop the soap. a very big prisoner plays with you.
a) resist and try to get away b) take it like a champ c) fall in love with the prisoner d) wrestle him and then give it to him |
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| 15 Mar 2015 03:53 PM |
you love the prisoner. he hates you though
a) "will you marry me?" b) drop the soap the next day c) play with him while he's sleeping |
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| 15 Mar 2015 03:57 PM |
you accidentally wake him up and he threatens to kill you
a) stab him to death b) "kill me in the butthole if you know what i mean" c) give up and accept defeat d) "it won't happen again" e) "what are you talking about, i didn't do anything" |
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Ouendan
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| 15 Mar 2015 04:03 PM |
eevee
this is starting to evolve into something p masochistic |
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| 15 Mar 2015 04:04 PM |
he kills you in the butthole, you die a happy death
a) return to earth as ghost b) go to heaven c) go to hell d) reincarnate as a starving african child e) reincarnate as the next king of UK |
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| 15 Mar 2015 04:08 PM |
| Don't you think that's a little too much, Gegen? Sure, do things like this in the simulator on me, I'm an adult. But Ouendan is a child, it's wrong that you're making a simulator where he does these things. |
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| 15 Mar 2015 04:13 PM |
yes
i am the rightful leader of that damn island
i need my queen |
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| 15 Mar 2015 04:18 PM |
you're born as the next king of UK. but they give you a terrible name. your name is bartholomew.
a) get name legally changed to federico b) run away and move to nicaragua, hiding c) search for a soulmate to kill your butthole d) go to ot |
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