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Mxeorth
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| 14 Mar 2015 07:50 PM |
What about Typoo~? ♥
"* INHUMAN GRUNTING *" -Dedede "Fight me." -Meta Knight "Hi~!" Kirby |
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OTMoris
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| 14 Mar 2015 07:50 PM |
| y does the title say the same as the subject lol |
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| 14 Mar 2015 07:51 PM |
@moris she is confessing her online love for you
"lOOK AT THAT D THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE A D." -Phillip Lester, 2013 |
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| 14 Mar 2015 07:51 PM |
Moris is love,Moris is life.
~Rockytree approves. |
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LolHatz
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| 14 Mar 2015 07:51 PM |
| Moris, she's cheating on you for Typocrite. |
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| 14 Mar 2015 07:52 PM |
fanart now PokemonMorisshipping
Bring on the singularity! |
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OTMoris
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| 14 Mar 2015 07:52 PM |
| idk it just seems so forced and obligatory and not sincere lol |
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guy5f
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:03 PM |
>I was only nine years old
>I loved moris so much, I read all his posts
>I pray to moris every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
>"moris is love", I say, "moris is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a furry
> He is obviously jealous of my devotion to moris
>I called him a nerd
> He slaps me and sends me to my room
> I am crying now, because my face hurts
> I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel something furry moving towards me
> I fell something touch me
> It's moris
> I am so happy
> he whispers into my ear, "This is my basement"
> He grabs me with his powerful furry hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my buttcheeks for Shrek
> He turns away and sees my cat
> He likes it
> It hurts so much, being rejected by moris
> I can hear it hissing and screeching as its butt starts tearing
> I cry
> moris wants my cat instead of me
> He roars a mighty roar as he fills its butt with his love
> My dad walks in
> moris looks him deep in the eyes and says, "its all furry now"
> moris leaves through my window with the cat in hand
moris is love, moris is life |
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OTMoris
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:06 PM |
| OH MY GOD THE MORIS COPYPASTA PLS THE CAT NOOO |
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Ouendan
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:08 PM |
I would have wished a more esthetically post for our friend moris, alas I'm disappointed.
Yet the 3 important words were said in a direct manner; up for interpretation. |
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:08 PM |
@guy
Post of the year 2015
Where have all the riots gone? |
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Ouendan
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:09 PM |
LMFAO @ MORIS COPY PASTA
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OTMoris
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:09 PM |
@Ouendan
Indeed. You have a good eye for these things. |
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OTMoris
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:11 PM |
| Oh come on! He left "Shrek" in one of the lines and anyways it's not that funny. xd |
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:11 PM |
"I would have wished a more esthetically post for our friend moris, alas I'm disappointed."
tell me, ouenda, how could i make this a "more esthetically post"
it was genuine and that is all that matters, am i wrong |
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Ouendan
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:12 PM |
Yeah, I noticed that he left shrek
I edited it in word
I won't use it, but it's well written |
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Ouendan
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:14 PM |
eevee
Some praises, what he means to you; but the last line in my post claims it's up for interpretation.
The 3 words are the most important after all. |
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:15 PM |
| honestly i was going to include a lolita quote but i decided against that |
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Ouendan
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:16 PM |
Ah, so you at least had the thought. The 3 words really do mean something, moris. |
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OTMoris
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| 14 Mar 2015 08:16 PM |
@eevee
u showed good judgment with that decision lmao
it would be oddly symbolic |
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