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| 12 Mar 2015 05:31 PM |
So I was skyping with my GF and I minimized the window. Must have forgot to turn off the mic and video cause when I opened a new Tab and started spanking my monkey she both heard and saw me. I wasn't expecting her to notice so when she spoke up, I jumped out of my seat and fell on my wiener. Now I've got a sprained dong and my GF is mad at me!
What do, OT? |
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meldo
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TBPMMW
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:32 PM |
CLEAN IT UP
SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE SYNDROME |
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:32 PM |
"go to your gf's house"
that's a good solution |
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md524997
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:33 PM |
| Ask her if she can help finish |
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:37 PM |
| I can't finish, no one can finish right now. My dong is sprained, didn't you guys read my post? |
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MadSanity
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:56 PM |
| Why were you doing that while she was there? Do you not have any control? |
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:56 PM |
why would she be mad
if she isn't giving u action u have a right to donkers off
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:56 PM |
go to her house, put on a mask and grab a chainsaw knock door down, cut her to death PROBLEM SOLVED |
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:58 PM |
@MAd
The thing is, I thought I had got out of skype, so effectively she wouldn't be there. Did you even read my post, brah? |
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alexto56
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:58 PM |
"My dong is sprained," That's why you should go to her house. Massages help, right?
*farts, and shuffles sheepishly into the corner* |
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:59 PM |
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this is fake
pics or this didn't happen |
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| 12 Mar 2015 05:59 PM |
@alex
I don't even want to think about someone touching my tallywhacker right now. IT HURTS SO BAD. |
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