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| 10 Mar 2015 07:20 PM |
>i loved Obama so much, i had voted for him in the election >i pray to Obama as i cast my vote >"Obama is love" i say "Obama is life" >a republican hears me and calls me lazy >i knew he was just jealous that i am a Democrat >i called him uneducated >he punches me and throws me on the sidewalk >im crying now, because my face hurts >i lay on the sidewalk and it is cold >suddenly i feel a warmth move towards me >i feel something touch me >its Obama >i am so happy >he whispers in to my ear, "this is my country" >he grabs my wallet with his powerful Democrat hands and gives it to the IRS >i am ready >i give my password to the NSA >they take my money and put me on a watchlist >it ruins my life but i do it for Obama >i can sense taxes taking all my money as i receive welfare >i give more credentials to the NSA and IRS >i want to please Obama >he speaks a might speech about welfare >the republican returns >Obama looks him into the eye and says "its all taxed now" >Obama leaves through a black SUV >Obama is love, Obama is life |
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:22 PM |
@qhd. I read your primary. i got excited then i realized you're an attention hog :> |
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:25 PM |
yes obviously -_____-
what, you want a medal or somethin
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:26 PM |
no but i want you to get out and drink some sunny d |
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:29 PM |
What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch. permalink |
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:31 PM |
@bicky. except i posted that first and get out |
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:32 PM |
"Get out" What a mainstream thing to say. |
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:32 PM |
| what a basic to point out such an obvious thing |
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| 10 Mar 2015 07:38 PM |
| wtf did u just say u don't even real i let u know i graduate top of klass in bulba create and am involve in possess missions of president of united states am trained in visualize and have most bulba experience of entire universe with me. ur nothin but stardust, u don't even real, i erase u from nonexistence with the precision the likes of which u never seen before in tulpastan. mark my thought! u think u can get away with callin me bulba fake? think again, concrete jungle scientist. as we seem i am contacting my two bulbas and your nervous system is bein possessed and taken away from u so u betters prepare for the shame, noob. well beat u up from the inside, ur in a big trouble noob. i can be anywhere anytime and possess you always, even while asleep\ with just my bare thoughts!! not only i am extensively trained in mofin rocks with me imaginashun, i have access to the entire mind of me host's subconsciousness and i will use it to its full extent to wipe your noobish arguments off the face of astral neogrammar translation coils, you little philozombie. if only you could have know what srs problem ur lil skepticism and refusal to accept blind faith in what don't even real would bring down upon ya, mayb u would have held ur goshdarned burden of proof. but u couldn't, u didnt, and now ur payin da price, u nerd. i will possess you and hit u hard and open ur sixty-ninth eye over and over for eternity, and you will experience both heaven and hell simultaneously. i'll break ur existence and while ull be 420% dead ull see the light!! |
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| 10 Mar 2015 08:23 PM |
| OP thinks I crappost but he reports ot thread lol wtf |
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| 10 Mar 2015 08:55 PM |
i was about to say i dont report things thats for scrubs
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