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Re: should i do stand up

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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:35 PM
i feel like i have a lot of really solid material

theres an open mic comedy club just down the street and i've been thinking of giving it a go tonight... i might even record it if i decide to go through with it
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blockopsmaster is not online. blockopsmaster
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10 Mar 2015 06:36 PM
show us your material




"Lock the doors and close the blinds,we're going,for a ride!"
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:37 PM
for my first act i will discuss the mild inconveniences of various day to day tasks

then for my next act i will tackle several controversial issues with a comedic twist and finally end my set with a classic knock knock to joke to make sure the room doesn't get too heated with controversy

the crowd will go bananas
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blockopsmaster is not online. blockopsmaster
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10 Mar 2015 06:38 PM
that's pretty good
i say go for it





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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:41 PM
"show us your material"

alright, heres one joke i thought of on the bus

"so you heard about these isis guys? you know, a bunch of crazy guys in silly clothes, runnin around, causing mayhem, decapitating people, that kinda thing? yeah, reminds me of one of my family reunions!"

then the crowd erupts with laughter
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Ouendan is not online. Ouendan
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10 Mar 2015 06:42 PM
sounds p good

give it a go and see how it goes

looking forward to it
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:43 PM
so, you guys heard of this new apple watch? um yeah, sorry apple, but i think i'd rather WATCH APPLES grow than buy this thing!
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10 Mar 2015 06:44 PM
haha!!
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BlueWiIdcat is not online. BlueWiIdcat
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10 Mar 2015 06:45 PM
I made one while watching a show called cougar town

So I was watching this show called cougartown, about a 40 year old women dating other 40 year old men. That's just hor town

(trying to bypass the shty roblox filters)
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:47 PM
i mean, what is it, like, $500 for some neat lookin watch!? i mean, who would spend damn near HALF A GRAND just to be able to tell the time? sheesh, back in my day that type of money could buy you the power to CONTROL time! am i right!?
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Flunken is not online. Flunken
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10 Mar 2015 06:48 PM
@slayer

the isis one was kinda funny

the apple one is meh



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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:50 PM
could you guys please leave some relevant/popular topics in this thread, those are the only two jokes i have and i am going to need more material to fill two minutes
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Flunken is not online. Flunken
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10 Mar 2015 06:52 PM
ummmm what's a popular topiccc..

umm

go to buzzfeed


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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:54 PM
i've only got an hour guys

this crowd will not relate to the kind of obscure humor that i am capable of doing, i need some hot topics and i need em NOW
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Flunken is not online. Flunken
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10 Mar 2015 06:54 PM
@slayer

it's probably not a good idea to rush your material in only an hour

i mean it comes with time, you know


do a joke about the new macbook or something idk


or the dress even though that's old news



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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 06:56 PM
hold on i thought of something

"so how about that ebola craze, huh?... oh right, that topic is dead. JUST LIKE THE VICTIMS OF THE DISEASE!"

the crowd will eat that up i can feel it in my bones

i am such a riot
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windrock3150 is not online. windrock3150
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10 Mar 2015 06:57 PM
No,I'm highly unentertained if I wanted this kind of humor I'd watch Tosh.0.
But seriously Danial Tosh for life.
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Flunken is not online. Flunken
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10 Mar 2015 06:57 PM
>so how about that ebola craze, huh?... oh right, that topic is dead. JUST LIKE THE VICTIMS OF THE DISEASE



i have no idea what I'm talking about but you'd probably offend like everyone or something


also that isn't even that funny




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BlueWiIdcat is not online. BlueWiIdcat
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10 Mar 2015 06:58 PM
If you're younger say

"this show just got adorable"

my friend's little brother does standup and that's his opening line.
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 07:00 PM
"also that isn't even that funny"

excuse me but i am a professional comedian and i KNOW funny

i bet the best joke you could come up with would sound like something off of a popsicle stick. so do NOT judge my craft.
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qdhxx is not online. qdhxx
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10 Mar 2015 07:00 PM
make a joke about srs face in case some ppl r goin to stare at u like http://www.roblox.com/Dis-item?id=110288809
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 07:03 PM
this is completely serious
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BlueWiIdcat is not online. BlueWiIdcat
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10 Mar 2015 07:08 PM
A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

my dad told me this one
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 07:09 PM
"A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

terrible awful wouldnt even tell that joke to a kindergarten class


"my dad told me this one"

well your dad has a pretty horrible sense of humor tbh
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slayer9991 is not online. slayer9991
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10 Mar 2015 07:10 PM
gee wiz you guys wouldnt know comedy if it struck you in the face
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