Valhalas
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| 09 Mar 2015 10:17 PM |
Tom: IVE BEEN TO THE YEAR 3000 Tom: NOT MUCH HAS CHANGED BUT THEY LIVED UNDERWATER Rectifying: O: Tom: AND YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRAND DAUGHTER Tom: IS PRETTY FINE Tom: PRETTY FIIIINNNNEEE ;) Rectifying: o-o Rectifying: dont u touch her Rectifying: she's still a virginia (damn filter) Tom: i ####ed her twice and now you have two great great great great grandchildren Rectifying: nooooo Tom: =//// Rectifying: =/// Tom: xD Tom: owned =3 Rectifying: ;-( Tom: lolz dont be a baby bro it was only a joke XD Rectifying: dude wow Tom: i actually ####ed her 3 times lolz Rectifying: i thought Rectifying: it was legit Rectifying: AWWWDAs Rectifying: assda Rectifying: sad Rectifying: asd Rectifying: sad Rectifying: reporting u Rectifying: to the future Rectifying: police |
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Cybertex
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Dravum
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| 09 Mar 2015 10:20 PM |
[22:18] dev: hello [22:18] dev: i am your great grandfaster [22:18] Rectifying: o [22:18] dev: cornelius puffernickle [22:19] dev: did i just really [22:19] dev: say [22:19] dev: grandfaster [22:19] dev: DID I JUST REALLY SAY [22:19] Rectifying: yes [22:19] Rectifying: :D [22:19] dev: GRANDFASTER [22:19] * dev gets arrested by typo police * [22:19] dev: HELP [22:19] dev: CALL MY FAMILY [22:20] dev: WELL I MEAN [22:20] dev: IM KINDA YOUR FAMILY [22:20] dev: SO [22:20] dev: HELP ME |
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Valhalas
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| 09 Mar 2015 10:21 PM |
Tom: lawl they cant catch me bro Tom: im the gingerbread man Rectifying: jokes on u Rectifying: i will get Rectifying: an std Rectifying: in the upcoming years Rectifying: and then spread it Rectifying: through my Rectifying: family Rectifying: and now Rectifying: you have herpies Rectifying: :) Tom: in the year 3000 they have cures for all stds Rectifying: yea no they dont Rectifying: because the person Rectifying: who was going to do that Rectifying: i shot Tom: yes they do idiot stop godmodding lolz ill call an admin to ban you from the roleplay idiot Rectifying: and stole all his work Tom: no ill just get to him before you lolz you dont even have a time machine thats why i didnt take you to the year 3000 with me Rectifying: no Rectifying: i mean Rectifying: ik who Rectifying: the person who cures stds are Rectifying: illl kill Rectifying: his great grand father Rectifying: who is my nextdoor neighbor Rectifying: :/ Tom: ill use my time machine to go back in time and stop you lol come on broski did you even think this through lol i have the time machine remember silly??? xD
i think im winning guys |
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Dravum
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| 09 Mar 2015 10:25 PM |
[22:23] dev: why dont you ever have any funny conversations with me [22:23] dev: you have a conversation with TOM but not ME [22:23] Rectifying: well i mean [22:23] Rectifying: he did f(BOMB!!!!) [22:23] dev: talking about the FUTURE [22:23] Rectifying: my great great great great grand daughter [22:23] dev: IM BLACK [22:23] dev: I DO NOT HAVE [22:23] dev: A DAMN FUTURE [22:24] Rectifying: ur not black [22:24] dev: YES I AM [22:24] Rectifying: liar [22:24] dev: I TOOK SOOT AND MADE IT INTO PASTE AND COVERED MYSELF [22:24] Rectifying: ur white af [22:24] Rectifying: died |
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Dravum
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| 09 Mar 2015 10:25 PM |
| STOP HAVING FUNNIER CONVERSATIONS THAN ME |
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Valhalas
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| 09 Mar 2015 10:28 PM |
Rectifying: yea Rectifying: you wish Rectifying: i stole it Rectifying: sry Rectifying: then i traveled to the past where u got the time machine and blew it up Rectifying: sry Tom: no you didnt lolz how else would i have gotten to the year 3000 and gotten back rofl??? Rectifying: yea it creates a paradox Rectifying: that turns into a black hole Rectifying: and consumes Rectifying: us all Tom: still ####ed your great great great grand daughter regardless you xD Tom: she was warm Rectifying: tight? Tom: she felt like soft gooey moist pillows Rectifying: o Tom: you can have the futuristic c#####m we used bro Tom: its got her juice Tom: on it Tom: on it Rectifying: o Rectifying: sweet Tom: oh man now im being sucked in by the black hole we created Tom: nooooo Rectifying: yea Rectifying: sry Tom: just like your great great great grand daughter sucked Tom: me Rectifying: o Tom: in the year 3000 Tom: cause i went there Tom: and ####ed her Rectifying: hey Rectifying: jokes on u Rectifying: but im gona kms Rectifying: inrl Rectifying: so i never have one Rectifying: o-o! Tom: except i already did it lolz Rectifying: but Rectifying: u cant Rectifying: if Rectifying: she never is born Rectifying: o-o Tom: but i already did tho Rectifying: but u cant Tom: IN PRESENT TIME I WENT TO THE FUTURE AND ####ED THE GRAND DAUGHTER YOU WOULD HAVE HAD IF YOU DIDNT CONSIDER KILLING YOURSELF TO PREVENT ME FROM ####ING HER Tom: WE JUST CREATED A PARALLEL UNIVERSER Tom: UNIVERSE Rectifying: o-o Rectifying: but Rectifying: black hole Rectifying: we created Rectifying: destroyed Rectifying: everything Tom: W Rectifying: and all the pleasure u felt Tom: WE CREATED ANOTHER PARALLEL UNIVERSE Rectifying: will be for naught Rectifying: but that universe Rectifying: is consumed Rectifying: too Tom: W Rectifying: sorry! Tom: I STILL ####ED YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDDAUGHTER ANYWAY Tom: SHE FELT DELICIOUS Rectifying: u cant feel Rectifying: delicious Tom: IN THE YEAR 3000 YOU CAN Rectifying: o |
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