Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:01 PM |
sat on my bed lmading, with my fan on c; until suddenly something slaps my right cheek and i look at the floor and its a phat juicy spider (the ones with the huge back) and i felt my cheek and there baby spiders crawling all over my face and so i freaked out and started to cry a bit ;c
they call me the green jesus |
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abdula987
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Smeug
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:02 PM |
GOOD
♐ May the wind under your wings bear you where the sun sails and the moon walks |
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:03 PM |
| the spiders called u green Jesus? |
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xRekt
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:03 PM |
did u eat them
-yank my carlos- |
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1001Legos
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Daniel k
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:05 PM |
| distrubing where do u live in the jungle? |
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Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:05 PM |
ye i basically got facialed by a preggy spider ;c
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:05 PM |
this is really hot so far
continue pls
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:07 PM |
one time i was doing my business on the toilet #2 style and one of them big spiders came up chillen next to me
it was pretty big so i wasnt gonna hit that with my hand so i grab the nearest thing (which happened to be a tissue box) and slammed down on it
next thing i know a bunch of baby spiders are exploding out of it all over climbing up the tissue box and all over the floor some already on my hand
cant even express how freaked i was
lets just say its a good thing i was on the toilet |
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Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:15 PM |
I left my room now, I'm in the spare room c:
But as soon as that spider hit me, sht got real. I had to think about what bear grylls would do in that situation...
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claq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:17 PM |
| You ate them bear grylls style :O |
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iRobust
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:19 PM |
| @claq he bred with them so the offspring had more meat |
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Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:19 PM |
nope I peed in a bottle and drank it
The only other incident with a spider and a fan was when I was trying to sleep and saw a spider going down its web thing until it got sucked into the fan and bits of it hit me in the mouth and nose
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Shinyzz
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Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:20 PM |
you can go in my room and hoover dem with ur mouth
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Kilk3
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:21 PM |
this is why when you see a preggy spider
do the world a favour
and light it on fire
Just (super) saiyan__________________________________________________________Hot Diggity Dog! |
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Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:25 PM |
it was the fattest spider I've ever seen, it looked like iggy azealia whatever her name is, azz
im paranoid now. my earphones had a a shadow on my chest and I thought it was a spider ;c
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Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:29 PM |
ogod i just went bear grylls and set a trap
the spider went under the gum bottle thing and now its under there, idk how to get it up so i can safely remove the spider from the premises. tips pls
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Execelouz
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:30 PM |
Simple...
Set the house on fire
Easy extermination |
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Shreq
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| 08 Mar 2015 07:32 PM |
some spiders are cool, once this spider stood up and looked at me, no I wasn't high. It then climbed down the arm of the chair and jumped a gap onto the table then jumped onto the arm of another chair. that spider was smart. but these fat ones with dots on their fat backs r 2spooky4me
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