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| 08 Mar 2015 12:04 PM |
"if u were a tree, you'd be a nice one"
*wink wonk* |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:04 PM |
| "Hey baby. Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you!" |
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Wouter
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:05 PM |
| the line on the left is one i like to pick up a lot, the one laying over there in the middle isnt as fun to pick up though. |
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itsatree
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:05 PM |
not a pick up line bu tgo up to her offer her le ebin 9gug spaghetti plucked fresh from the neckbeard instant win |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:06 PM |
ayy gurl did you fall from heaven because you seem hurt
and that's how I got this slap mark forever on my head
Siggies are for wussies |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:07 PM |
my siggy goes so well with these pickup lines just like you go well with me ;)
*wink wonk* |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:07 PM |
I'm blushing right now
Siggies are for wussies |
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pokita
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:08 PM |
Dude, did you fall from heaven? Because Satan did too. |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:08 PM |
it wasnt meant toward u nerd
*wink wonk* |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:08 PM |
I'm still blushing
Siggies are for wussies |
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ExpIoders
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:08 PM |
| ARE UR PANTS ON SALE CUS THEYRE 100% OFF AT MY HOUSE |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:09 PM |
"hey im an astronaut and im on a mission to explore uranus"
*wink wonk* |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:09 PM |
are u a fish because i could mastur bait u any day.
K-ool K-ids K-lub |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:10 PM |
| uh uh hi... uh can i... uh have your uh... number |
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ExpIoders
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:12 PM |
hoi gurl, did u eat splinters?
caus u look wood. |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:12 PM |
hey girl were u raised on a farm because u sure know how to raise a co- and then i got slapped
*wink wonk* |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:13 PM |
| hey babe, ive got starbucks gift cards |
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itsatree
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:15 PM |
i burnt my scones can i eat u instead
*wink wonk* |
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BoxSale
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:19 PM |
| if you were darth vader, i would use my force push on you first!!!! |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:22 PM |
| hey gurl i just met u n dis is krezy but heres me number so call me mayb!! |
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| 08 Mar 2015 12:23 PM |
hey bby lets wake my parents up with our-
*wink wonk* |
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