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| 24 Dec 2014 04:57 PM |
Please, sign your name here: Adrian Wolfe
Your weapon(s) of choice: His massive ego, paired with a fencing foil sharpened to the tip
Your Appearance: Just a regular average guy. Except for the fact that he wears a zebra striped fencing suit wherever he goes. No one really knows what he looks like, except for his parents, but they’re dead, so no one. The suit’s pretty banged up considering the fact he never takes it off. Even in the shower. He’s probably really attractive underneath. Just saying. *wink* *wink*
Your age: Probably around his 20s (Judging from his voice and skills)
Your personality: He’s got a massive ego what else do you wanna know? He doesn’t really care for anything, unless it gets him chicks or cash in the long run. He’s a basic lone “wolf”, I mean who can even handle how crazy this guy gets. There was that shrimp, but he’s gone now.
And any additional information you wish to provide: I, I mean, he really misses that shrimp, possibly.
"Hello, hello! Thank you for replying with your application. Welcome to the UAA!" Your first match will be against a man named Helter Skelter. Here's his file. http://nomoreheroes.wikia.com/wiki/Helter-Skelter I'll give you a bit of time to prepare"
-Sylvia |
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| 02 Mar 2015 10:18 PM |
| Hmm I think I'm ready to start now XD |
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| 03 Mar 2015 08:16 AM |
(Three months later, might I add)
"The hob.bit is a really short book." ~ Timothy P. Ookie |
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| 05 Mar 2015 12:10 AM |
| (Yes, yes, anyway, begin whenever you like) |
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| 07 Mar 2015 10:08 AM |
| Oh, hey you responded. Ok, anytime I like.. |
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| 07 Mar 2015 10:11 AM |
(Indeed)
"The hob.bit is a really short book." ~ Timothy P. Ookie |
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| 18 Jun 2015 05:38 PM |
(Zzzzfb-yawns. Might as well get started)
Adrian walks over to the fireplace in his a new apartment (furnished and supported by the UAA I remind you) and throws the letter of his acceptance into the fireplace.(*sigh* It had good info on there..) He begins to put his hand over the fireplace remembering the sweet sweet source of warmth that lies within it, but burns his hand and blackens his pure zebra colored (well kinda pure, they've had some blood on them...) glove in the process. He steps back and screams, "MMMHMM SWEET POTATOES!!!" as he grabs his hand in pain. He then remember that Mr. Wolfe feels no pain (He's an idiot) and wipes the blood all over his beautiful pure (not pure) zebra striped suit. He sits down on his couch instead remembering the good old days with Sarah, (Oh god, here we go again). "Oh Sarah how beautiful she was, (if she was a "she). Her beautiful flowing locks and quite astonishing figure, (Sarah is a shrimp). How I miss her so.. (He ate "Sarah" by accident one night)." says Adrian as he reminisces. He then pulls out his sword and begins sharpening it to the beat of "Staying Alive". He sits on his new couch, bloody suit adorned, singing "Ah-Ah-Ah! Stayin Alive! Stayin Alive!" (There is no hope for him, is there...)
Adrian=Regular Text Secondary mind inside Adrian watching over him that argues with him from time to time=Parentheses
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| 19 Jun 2015 10:12 AM |
Your singing, however, is quickly interrupted by the loud ringing of your phone. Someone is calling you it seems.
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 19 Jun 2015 03:25 PM |
| Adrian quickly drops the foil to the ground letting it sink through the floor. (Do we have to pay for that??) He grabs his new phone and begins to scratch the surface with his fingernails, contemplating whether he should pick it up or throw it against the wall. (Please pick it up you idiot..) He decides the way they're contacting him is improper and decides to write a letter to the UAA. (Why...) He informs them in this letter that he only wants to be contacted through the post, with letters written in MLA format. He also adds that the paper must be aged in a smoke house for 2 days and then dipped in seal blood. (Baby seals will die Adrian..) Satisfied with his work, he folds the letter up places it in a nice envelope and then throws it into the fire. (I give up.) He then picks up the phone. |
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| 19 Jun 2015 03:50 PM |
(This is already entertaining)
"Hello, hello!" Comes a feminine voice "I'm Sylvia, the president of the UAA basically, and the one who sent you that letter. You're Adrian, right?"
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| 20 Jun 2015 07:06 PM |
Adrian immediately takes offense to question at hand. (I hope he's kidding..) "No no sweetheart, when you address a king you call him by his proper name of course..King" (I hope we die.) "Anyways now that you understand Slyvia the Peasant, (Can you hire a hitman to kill him?) I'd like to thank you for the welcoming gift that you left on my doorstep (What gift?! Oh god no, he's talking about the dead pigeon he found.) I grilled it up quite nice and it went fantastic with the little red sauce next to it." (It's blood) Adrian puts the phone on speaker and begins walking around the apartment. "I was wondering what prize there is going to be for winning this little game that has risen to the challenge of your King, (I swear I hope he dies immediately, first challenge too) I mean a great person like me deserves something for all my hard work." Adrian picks up the phone and sits back down. "Anyways when does it begin." (When you die hopefully..) |
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| 20 Jun 2015 09:38 PM |
Sylvia laughs, then is silent for a moment. You hear mumbling, as if she's talking to someone, but you can't make out any words. "Well, 'your highness', kind in mind that I can have your head in a noose any time I want. With that said, lets get to business."
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| 20 Jun 2015 10:24 PM |
Adrian snickers, "Quite a traditional end for a king... Continue." (Does he think this is a game?) |
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| 20 Jun 2015 10:31 PM |
(*keep)
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 20 Jun 2015 10:33 PM |
"I've set up the fight with Helter. It'll be tonight, at dawn. The location is an old run down apartment complex near the south side of town, just before you hit the residential district."
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 21 Jun 2015 12:18 PM |
(I'm leaving for camp) (Back in a week) (See ya)
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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| 27 Jun 2015 05:56 PM |
(I'm back)
"It sounded like Satan's ass demons were chasing us." ~ WiFiKing42 |
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