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| 03 Mar 2015 03:24 PM |
So there's an overprotective farmer with 3 daughters; Flo, Betty, and Luck. They were going on their first dates at the same time, and the farmer was worried. He stood outside of the door with a shotgun, just in case. The first man comes and says "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to see the show, is she ready to go?" The farmer thought that Joe was okay, so off Joe and Flo went. The second man comes and says "Hello, my name is Eddy and I am here for Betty. We are going to get some spaghetti, so is she ready?" The farmer thought that Eddy was okay, so off Eddy and Betty went. The third man comes to the door and starts "Hey, my name's Chuck-" And the farmer shot him immediately. |
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:26 PM |
Lol.
I see what you did there. |
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mre13
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:26 PM |
| Because Chuck rhymes with fu** |
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:26 PM |
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qmb9cnx__hA"
Well, either you're under the age of 12 or you're just incredibly oblivious. |
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:27 PM |
"Hi my name is Chuck, I'm here for Luck, we're gonna f***!"
...and that's why I'm missing my left eye. |
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iiNerdii
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:27 PM |
"Because Chuck rhymes with fu**"
THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
bwahaha |
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talkbar
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:28 PM |
@master
wow,
what does chuck rhyme with that begins with f? *facepalm* |
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mre13
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:29 PM |
| I's funny how you're mad at me for no reason. Oh my God xD |
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:30 PM |
"I's funny how you're mad at me for no reason. Oh my God xD"
oh my gosh is your name chuck? i'm so sorry
/sarcasm |
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talkbar
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| 03 Mar 2015 03:33 PM |
"I just post whatever is on my mind most of the time so yeah"
i instantly got it without thinking |
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chicka123
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