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Re: HOW DID THE DINOSAURS DIE 64 MILLION YEARS AGO

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Master750 is not online. Master750
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01 Mar 2015 04:07 PM
IF THE EARTH IS ONLY 2015 YEARS OLD

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01 Mar 2015 04:10 PM
ur an idiot

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Master750 is not online. Master750
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01 Mar 2015 04:11 PM
strong scent of fish today i'd say

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01 Mar 2015 04:12 PM
the numbers were negative
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01 Mar 2015 04:12 PM
The story of Tommy Nitro is essentially this: An average teenage weirdo complete with courier bag and gelled hair, gets accosted by three goons dressed up like red punching bags. Not making this stuff up folks. The leader of this group is called “The Crimson Sausage” which may be a subtle suggestion for the benefit of the desperate housewives who’d normally buy something like this for their kids. The goons don’t actually beat Tommy up, they just call him names like “Tommy Salami”. Oooh… ice burn!

After his violent beati… talking-to by the bad guys, Tommy’s comic book comes alive and “Sensei Nobu”, the hero of said comic shows up to teach him Karate. Sensei Nobu is an unintentional metaphor for the ignorance of Eastern culture in the English speaking world. He’s ambiguously asian, dressed in a feudal Japanese outfit but sporting a Pai Mei/White Eybrow hairstyle complete with fu-manchu (as in Manchuria, CHINA) moustache and a long wispy beard.

The culturally confused Sensei Nobu informs Tommy that “Karate is not for attacking, it is used only for self-defense!”. This is brought up again later in the video when it’s said “There is no first attack in Karate.” This statement is 100% true because Andy Hug, K-1 Champion and Kyokushin Karate stylist had to fly all the way over to Thailand just to learn how to throw the first punch in a fight. It’s reported that this difficult transition took over six months of rigorous training. Normally, Karate sparring sessions go to the time limit with both participants just circling each other, except in those rare instances when one of the competitors trips and falls towards the other one. Since this can be considered an attack, his opponent responds promptly by kicking the falling man in the head before he hits the canvas for the win.

Aside from the soccer-mom, “think about the children” revisionism of the violence inherent in learning how to punch and kick people, the DVD teaches a few basic techniques for doing precisely this. Kids are shown “lunge punches”; round, side, and front kicks, and even an elbow strike, all of which, of course, could never be used to actually attack someone, as we all know.

Fear my “Squirrel nearly steals the acorn, but not quite” technique!

The video ends with a confrontation between the Crimson Sausage and his cronies, and Tommy Nitro and his cronies, the two 9 year old black belt kids. At this point I’m expecting some actual punching and kicking, especially considering the “bad” guys are dressed up as punching bags with targets on them exactly like the punching bag that comes with the playset. But noooo… we can’t have that. They challenge the Tommy NO2 and his 2 No No’s to a Kata, which of course the bad guys lose. But here is when the most priceless moment of the video takes place. Upon losing, they don’t want to leave according to the terms of the challenge, and challenge Sensei Nobu to make them leave. He responds, like any trained martial arts expert would, by jumping around punching and kicking the air in front of the punching bag-attired goons.
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01 Mar 2015 05:49 PM
the yee dinosaur will live on
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