Akimarii
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:22 PM |
Long story short, my mom (who's married) has been sending out pictures of her double jugs to some guys on her Face book. Why? I really don't know. I guess she's unhappy or something. But my dad doesn't know about it and she does it in secret and I've kept quiet because I'd rather not have to go through a divorce until I turn 18 and can fend for myself and my brother, but that's another story.
At the same time there's a sponsored (basically already paid for) cat from my local animal shelter that I've been wanting to get. She's basically been saying no because our current cat already has ADHD or something and we "don't need another one."
So now I'm thinking of using the fact that she's sending these pictures to people against her so I can get a cute cat. I personally find the plan flawless, but second opinions are always welcome.
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RankleYak
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3rdalty
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:23 PM |
then you get disowned.
the end. |
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:24 PM |
It's kind of evil... Two cats could get into fights and stuff, a girl at my school has scars from just one cat... Hmm. How is your cat affected by ADHD? What gender are the cats?
The Gulag is waiting. |
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cuddIey
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:24 PM |
i say do it
"When I stepped out, into the bright sunlight from the darkness of the move house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman, and a ride home." |
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RankleYak
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jonny1367
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:25 PM |
>ruin your parents marriage >put the cat you already have in danger
go ahead |
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:25 PM |
| If your mums cheating screw her |
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:26 PM |
Oh, I have an idea... This one requires acting but is much more ethically acceptable. Tell your dad, and then act upset if your parents start arguing. You can be cared for by your dad, if you choose to. Then, act upset some more, and your dad will feel sympathy for you and will give you a cat. Less evil, bit dicey though, but it's for a good cause.
The Gulag is waiting. |
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:26 PM |
leak them and tell your father
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:28 PM |
do it ~Swiggity Swaeger, i'm Eren Jaeger~ |
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Akimarii
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:29 PM |
I may get disowned but at least I'll have my cats.
My current cat is already chill with my little chihuahua despite the fact that the dog tries to steal her food and refuses to let her play with objects. I don't know if she for sure has ADHD, it was just my way of saying that she basically has a need to capture and inspect every molecule in the air.
And to be fair their marriage is already ruined, they just stay together ~for da kids~
Also crunchy your plan is way more evil than mine. I like it. Gonna keep it saved for a rainy day. |
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3rdalty
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:30 PM |
@ak
they'll probably stay w/ your mother. not a child |
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:32 PM |
Aki, if your mom IS cheating like that, this ain't a rainy day, it's a lightning storm.
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:33 PM |
| If she's cheating the marriage is dead already, secrets don't stay secrets forever. |
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:33 PM |
| thunder storm more like tornado. |
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talkbar
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:34 PM |
| jack off to the pictures then do it |
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:35 PM |
@Talk, keep in mind that it's his mom... Not sure if b8 or serious.
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| 28 Feb 2015 01:35 PM |
| Do them, lad. It's the right one. |
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