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| 27 Feb 2015 06:56 PM |
post to hear the stories of when you were a little kid as your great uncle amtrak took care of each and every one of you
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FriedSeed
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:57 PM |
| And he let us play on our computers whenever we wanted too |
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HIBOMB78
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:57 PM |
when i was 4 i used to think sureal killers stole your cereal
and that, kids, is where siggies come from. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:58 PM |
i once told my mom to tell my friends on rblx that they inventied to by birthday party but no one showed up
because they were my only friends
i cri everytime time |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:11 PM |
you buttheads im the one tell the stories
@fried you were a talkative annoying baby during the 1980s later in life around 1994 you learned to ride a bike but failed many times and ended up getting your foot amputated
@hi you were a fat chunky baby who often believed you could fly you once tried jumping off a porch with a superman cape you slammed on the concrete with your knees and severely bruised them i later deported you to canada and you later were put into jail for intoxicated driving in 1993
@dev you were in love with computers and was on one every time you could get you were a smelly baby who farted a lot and later developed diabetes in 1975
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SHASTAS
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:14 PM |
| "rt" and "childhood" should never be in the same sentence |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:14 PM |
I'll go for it.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ prepare 2 die ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:15 PM |
| i spent my entire life becoming the pokemon master |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:15 PM |
| Sweet I've always wanted to have one if those uncles that's younger than me!!! |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:15 PM |
tell us a story, uncle amtrak
∆ The Illuminati needs cookies. ∆ |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:24 PM |
he berated me incessantly
The gene pool could use a little chlorine. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:30 PM |
| I ate a cookie of the floor of a pontiac. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:54 PM |
@shas you loved fighting fires way back in 1964 when you were about 5 years old you decided to start punching a fire your hand later caught fire and i brought you to the hospital and you made a remarkable comeback you were a skinny baby and learned to walk at an early age you didn't learn to ride a bike until your 20s though
@slam you were a jamming baby on planet b ball you loved basketball and once colored yourself black because you once said "uncle amtrak im gonna paint myself black because the chocolate people are good players!!!!!!" you could jump really high you were one baby i can remember for a long time like domo in 1959 you made your first slam dunk at a court in south detroit at the age of 6 you were athletic and grew abs
@curious you liked to wonder about a lot of things you never got any hot chicks because you were really short during school at the age of 7 in 1982 you made a paper airplane and it hit the principal the principal called me and i came over to the school to see what was the problem you seemed to have peed your pants as well you were really short and asked many questions
@dark you were a pretty good baby and never pooped his diaper you were potty trained at the age of 1 in 1961 when you turned 15 you went to detroit to take part in the detroit riots you got hit by a rock in the eye and had to get a prosthetic eye which was not an easy job during the 70s you were athletic and had good muscles you were captain of the football team as well
@flint you loved flint michigan you once tried to runaway to there in 1992 but you got hit by a train i later found you and drove you home to check your injuries somehow you had none and i was shocked and i peed my pants in shock as well you were african american and had parents who in the detroit riots you liked to put graffiti on buildings and railroad cars and were put in jail for 3 months in 2002
@evil you had many sinister plans as a baby you liked to destroy things and had a funny yet evil laugh you were born in 1978 in 2001 you were flying a passenger plane when you were held hostage and later crashed into the WTC in NYC you died and i just stared as the plane hit somehow jesus brought you back and now you are here i dont remember much about you as a child though
@scy as a child in 1969 you liked american f units particularly the F7A you had a model train set and later got a job as an engineer in 1982 as a child you loved trains but were shady during senior year in high school
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:56 PM |
"you were really short and asked many questions"
i'm not actually short real but that last part
that's true ahaha |
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HIBOMB78
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:57 PM |
when i was 4 i told my mom "hey mom do u wanna know how the chinese are??" so i closed my eyes all the way and i was like "ching chong loofoo chinese ching chong sooshi" and i banged my head on a telephone pole
and that, kids, is where siggies come from. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 07:59 PM |
carnival rides
Let's go ride the Himalaya! |
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| 27 Feb 2015 08:00 PM |
@shark you were a really naughty baby and child you beat up a lot of innocent kids at school!!!!!! i once asked jesus why i had to care for a nephew like this during your senior year in high school i changed you in 1982 i changed your personality from selling illegal dru.gs in the back alley to being a productive nice human being you no longer stole lunch money or smash car windshields as a gift i bought you a big brand spanking new boxy television for your birthday in 1983
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| 27 Feb 2015 08:05 PM |
@roblox you were like abe lincoln you were a tall and lanky sort of fellow another child i remember caring for for a long time like domo in 1966 you made a model of a carnival out of cardboard kids at your school were impressed at it you were famous for about a month in middle school you were already 6 ft and 3 inches you taught your self how to read and write during early childhood
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| 27 Feb 2015 08:08 PM |
@r34 you liked butts a lot you liked the ladies a lot but not many liked you in 1992 you got a girlfriend as a child you learned to ride a bike at 2 years old you once got hit by a car but no serious injuries
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Slamdunks
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| 27 Feb 2015 08:21 PM |
11/10 @ my story!1!
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| 27 Feb 2015 08:48 PM |
:(
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