vamking12
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:00 PM |
Oh hello there Birm this is 325 VR ( Vammy's Rule ), only 325 years after Vammy conquered all kingdoms. You are here to live the life of your ancestor Great Grape Birmaus the Conqueror, Ruler of all grapes, Champion of the Central Island, Founder of Birmaus Lineage. Things are completely perfect view of his life, don't worry about butterfly effects and all that crap. Nothing you do here will affect the future so let the grapes conquer all the known world or whatever all that matters is that the Grapes rule.
So are you ready Birmaus?
Troops:
King Birmaus of Grapium
8 Grape Runners
Recruit: Grape Seeds: 500
Grape Runners: The bread and butter of every army, swing from vines and fight with wooden spears, mostly just random citizens with no training but willing to defend the kingdom. Grape Solders: These are the real trained fighters, costly to own but deadly in the battlefield. Costs 100 Grape Seeds.
Build: Sloops: Move over water and stuff. Costs 150 Grape Seeds Horses: Bring in the fast guys with weapons! Costs 100 Grape Seeds
Castle: 100 Grape Seeds
Houses: 20 Grape Seeds.
Research:
It's the olden days bruh
Location:
Your in a landlocked enclave you share with two other kingdoms, the Grapeasy and Greape kingdoms, as well you border four other enclaves.
( Single player and bit tougher battles then Kingdoms ) |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:03 PM |
| Purchase a castle, a sloop, two runners, and spend the rest of it on houses. |
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vamking12
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:08 PM |
You produce grape seeds and look around your kingdoms, both of your neighbors are acting like idiots. One is trying to build boats even tho their landlocked and one is growing pineapples.
Birmaus voice: It looks like they could use a good annexing I'll get them later |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:11 PM |
I make world wide messages of searching for intelligent Grapes to research for our great kingdom(of course, though, I wouldn't go as advanced as I have in my other thread).
I single handedly train my army to make sure it is ready for annexation on the other two kingdoms. |
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vamking12
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:17 PM |
There are a few smart grapes. They seem kinda dumb to you due to not understanding this could take over the world with a good navy but whatever.
You train your army and get ready for battle, due to your obvious historical abilities your a great general.
( Vammy would smite you if you bring up anything higher then cannons )
General Birmaus Skills ( Gotta love super generals )
Maximum is 6 points
Speed: 6
Strength: 6
Tactics: 6
Defense: 5
Morale: 6
Magic: 5 |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:21 PM |
Nice skills m8
I tell my Grapes to research enhanced Grape farms, to permit my Grape growing areas to be larger and produce more Grapes per seed, though nothing too advanced, obviously. I also continue raising my army, and set my sights on the nation attempting to form a navy. How large of an army would it take to annex them and begin growing out my empire? |
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:37 PM |
Peopleareamazed by your advanced farming skills, Birmaus you are genius. Your two neighbors should be easy to annex their armies are small and their leaders are dumb.
Birmaus Voice: I can't believe my descendent gave me farming skills not airplanes, oh yeah you probably want war advice. I pretty much just took Grapeasy by myself and ambushed the other guys during the night. No biggy |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:40 PM |
| Do what Birmaus says he did, while my troops do bad things to the other dude. |
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vamking12
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:51 PM |
As Birmaus you feel very powerful as you dominate the battlefield with your mad skills, grapes jump at you left and right and you dodge them, swords are thrown and you catch them, battles are fought and you win them.
You conquer. The Grapeasy kingdom
+1 Rep, + 0.1 Claim to the Throne, + 1 Historical Happenings, + 1 infamy and +1 Pineapples
Your army jumps the Greapes in the night and raids the Town and Forces themselves as the new kings.
You conquer. The Greapes.
Achievement: Too Easy, Conquer Grapeasy and Greapes.
Birmaus Voice: When I found the Greape leader I poured a heated metal rod down his throat but all in all your a good fighter, also can't you lend your old grandpa a few planes? |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:53 PM |
but then vammy would strike me down
Now that those two idiots have been killed, I begin exploring the area around me. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 04:59 PM |
People quickly find out about your conquering of the enclave, your bordered on four sides by enclaves and many kingdoms to trade, annex or help.
Birmaus: Mostly Annex, annexing is the most fun.
You lack a port but you can always get one to the south is a water bordering Enclave.
You discover the other two kingdoms land were just like yours aside from the rare pineapple. |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:04 PM |
| Could my army, in it's current state, carve a path down South in order to get the sea bordering enclave? |
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vamking12
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:07 PM |
| Birmaus: No don't try that I did and failed very badly they cut off my left stem! Stemmy! Plus you might be able to learn something they have boats and stuff. |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:11 PM |
| Attempt to initiate trade with the kingdom down south, then, and see which kingdom would easiest to succumb to my current army. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:20 PM |
There's four people fighting over the port and you come in like ' Sup who wants a ally? " and got one. They are the Purple Hoarde, a group that is the most powerful and wants you to help them annex everything'
The weakest of them are the Grapers.
The other to are not important unless you need to annex,
Birmaus: Damn right |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:24 PM |
| Research knightly armor made of pineapples, build a few more soldiers, and purchase some horses in order to build a cavalry force. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:27 PM |
Dat army, the pineapples painful and your weapons strong, you decide to point them at everyone within pointing range.
Birmaus: I remember when I used pineapple armor it's pointy and hurts but it also hurts the enemy, I would make a great tactician in battle oh wait I am.
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:30 PM |
| March into Graper territory and attempt to annex them. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:33 PM |
They see Birmaus and decide it's time to fight for Victory!
Grapers! Battle!
What's da plan m8? |
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:35 PM |
| The cavalry hide away in forests for a future part of the plan, while we seek to lure them out of the enclave with the rest of their forces. If successful, while they are dealing with the Grape soldiers and runners, the cavalry will charge them from behind. |
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vamking12
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:42 PM |
| They stand ere and get attacked by some of your troops they fight until they notice your army is huge as hell and start to run away. |
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birm123
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:44 PM |
| Surround them with my forces and offer them a chance to live if they join our ranks. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:54 PM |
| They say no they must not know of your mad general skills, they fights you by bulrushesing you to death, |
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| 26 Feb 2015 05:57 PM |
| Charge them and meet them midcharge, and due to the fact that they are surrounded we should hopefully claim victory for ourselves. Upon the death of half their troops they have one last chance to surrender. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:05 PM |
They relent and are unhappy but they let a foreigner capture them, a proud day for Grapium but the Purple Hoard warns you of rebels, they used to be a big empire owning entire enclave then rebels came and screwed it up.
You conquered Grapers
Birmaus: remember back when one enclave was considered a empires, kinda funny when you consider you had 21 enclaves at birth thanks to me. You only expanded due to one airplanes I need for my birthday. |
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