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| 25 Feb 2015 06:19 PM |
"Nothing but agony, hatred, gore,
Nothing but agony, hatred, more."
This is one of the things that the mad king Edward etched on the wall, one of the many things. If you look at his cell's wall, you'd find poems written on the wall, many similar to this one, but none revealing his identity. Even the man who write them is ignorant of who he is, nonetheless, the king continues writing poems. His latest poems are making no sense, and Edward has slowly lost his sanity. And he continues to write poems, and mutter things which even the most broken, uncanny minds cannot understand. Lately, a guard visited the dungeon, along with a king. This king was Edward II, but that is not who caught his eye. The guard was. The guard was the leader of the military during Edward's kingship.
"You look like someone I met... name?" The mad man said to the guard, then muttered twice more. Before he could mutter again, the guard interrupted, "My name is to remain disqualified to mere prisoners." The king who seemed half the size of the guard gave the guard an evil eye, and the guard stepped back. Edward looked at Edward II. Edward II said to the mad man, "You've been imprisoned here 200 years ago, yet, surprisingly, you live. Care to elaborate?" The mad man told the current king, "I have been on journeys out of here multiple times, my friend... I've met gods, who let me out then returned me back to a previous timeline so many times, that I've seen your kingship well over two-hundred times." King Edward II looked at the mad man, confused. He quickly darted his face to the guard, and said, "This man is too far gone to cause any harm, let him free, but keep a close eye on him." The guard said alright, and opened the cell. But, the mad man staid in the cell. Edward looked at the current king. "You, king... I know you are my son, yet I don't know which reality this is. How old are you and what is the year?" Edward said. Edward II said while confused, "I am 28, and it is 1232. What is the point?" "So, you are the one named after me. I now name myself EDDY! Now get me bricks servant!" Edward, now to be known as Eddy said. Edward II said with a neutral face, "Get out of here before I rip your broken mind out of your disfigured body." The mad man Eddy left the dungeon, being dragged by the guard who escorted Edward. The current king was behind the guard, following him.
They got to the ladder. The guard told Eddy to go up the ladder. At first, Eddy had no idea HOW to. He finally got the hang of it, and went up the ladder. The guard and the king went up the ladder soon after, and once they were up, Eddy said, "What now?" The guard told him to get a house, and get a job. So, Eddy did the natural thing. He went at the top of an inn, and shouted as loud as possible, "THIS IS MY HOUSE!" He did it over and over again, the inn keeper came out to see that a man who was wearing prisoner clothing was trying to take his inn. Instead of getting the guards, the inn keeper climbed to the top of his building with a ladder, and got to the roof. He met with the mad man, and ordered him to stop. Eddy then said, "I need a house, so this is my house. Get off of my house!" The inn keeper kicked him off of the building, and expected him to be dead. Instead, Eddy got up, and said, "Well, at least give me some bricks!" The inn keeper looked down at him, and questioned him, "Why would I have any bricks?!" Eddy said, "At my old house, bricks were given to us daily!" The old, insane man walked away, and seemed to have walked out of the entire kingdom, just to find bricks. He left ROBLOXia entirely, and left to the frozen wasteland. He found a frost demon, and asked for a brick. He finally got a brick from the demon salesman, and ate it. He thought it was extremely tastey, and knew he could make a living. He went around as Xanatosoranosbricks and decided to make a living with brick eating contests. Korbloxians found him as something to watch as entertainment after trainings, and all-in-all, Eddy made a living, with the guard watching the entire time.
-Tired ol' Korbo
NOTE FOR JJ: I was tired, so sorry for the ending. I felt as if I needed to rush (You did have a limit, after all!) |
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