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| 25 Feb 2015 06:02 AM |
Beat these 4: Yo mama SO FAT that google created the google mama- To explore her. -Space fart- Yo mama SO UGLY that she scared the crap out of the toilet. Looks like a coco puffs commercial... Yo mama so UGLY when she tried to enter and ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama SO HAIRY that when her father took her out to eat, the waiter said "Sorry, no pets allowed."
Tell me your best. |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:07 AM |
| Yo mama so old. her first christmas. WAS THE FIRST CHRISTMAS |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:10 AM |
| And a goat got thrown at her. The end. XD |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:14 AM |
"Yo mama jokes are SO STUPID and they're immature, so OT said "Sorry, this isn't appreciated here you 6th grade scumbag.""
tfw in 6th grade
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:16 AM |
| Close. 8th grade. I just have emotion problems and a creative mind. Put those two in a soup and get me. |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:27 AM |
I'm in 7th
The only problem I have is when I'm happy I go crazy with emoticons. |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:28 AM |
| Yo mama jokes are SO STUPID and they're immature, so OT said "Sorry, this isn't appreciated here you 6th grade scumbag." [2] |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:29 AM |
| How old are you guys again? |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:31 AM |
Here I'm about to tell my best Dis OP joke Dis op so fat I took a picture of her (Yup,I know) on the first Christmas,and it's still printing.
Egh,I hate these godforsaken rhymes off of youtube. |
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| 25 Feb 2015 06:33 AM |
| Yo mama jokes are SO STUPID and they're immature, so OT said "Sorry, this isn't appreciated here you 6th grade scumbag." [3] |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:35 AM |
| Yeah, I get your opinions and I respect them (I sound kinda old saying this...) but change 6th grade to 8th. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:37 AM |
yo mama so stupid, she thought uenftw was woodentoaster (i've made multiple threads about this)
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:38 AM |
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Must have lenny
yo momma so fat that when she fell into love she broke it. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:42 AM |
( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Must have lenny
such pro |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:42 AM |
Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry! "I can't do it man! She's touching me with the same hand she uses to touch her SKIN TAGS! Haaauuuugh!" *She bites the onion* "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:44 AM |
>These are all youtube jokes you moron Also,hello little fire up in there |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:46 AM |
Grrrr... Ok, fine! I'll do my original! Yo mama so fat that her farts cause global warming! |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:49 AM |
Still YT. Nice try,buddy. I used to watch that channel. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:51 AM |
Lemme try this one: Yo mama so fat that when she died she couldn't fit in the funeral home! Oh and her blood caused a flood. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:52 AM |
I know the best Yo Mama joke. Scroll down to see it.
Yo mama. |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:53 AM |
you're disgusting
"i mean, look at me. look at my face. does it look like i care about school? no." |
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| 26 Feb 2015 06:54 AM |
Heh, Yo mama. XD That was by far the best, it seemed to make me smile. XD XD XD XD |
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