spookled
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:25 PM |
CHAPTER 1
burndays trailed behind the group of OTers going to buy milk and cookies for Santa. He didn't want to be out here, and he was pretty sure cutewombat12 didn't want to either. Man, did she put the "cute" in "wombat". She flipped her hair majestically, and burndays fell to his knees to worship the glory that was cutewombat12. She looked at him strangely and continued on her way. "Hurry up, nerd." TheMajesticForce muttered, grasping a sword. Xerolayne floated above them, sometimes reaching down to touch TheMajesticForce's hair- soft hair, might I add- and it seemed to him like she didn't notice. The narwhal on her head seemed to distract her more than Xerolayne's Dorito cheese-covered fingers. He wiped said fingers off on his jacket before reaching down again. "Come on, we're almost to the store." TheOfficialDerpyTime chirped. burndays hairflipped before walking straight into a tall man in a long green coat. "M'lady." The man tipped his fedora, revealing a Fluttershy wristband. His neckbeard shone with semi-frozen sweat and he reeked of Cheetos. TheMajesticForce punched him. Xerolayne swooned, falling on the ground and whispering "omg yas waifu pls yes so hot". cutewombat threw a paintbrush at the man. " The man ran away, but DragonofTime was missing. Nobody had seen her recently. cutewombat12 shrugged. "Oh well. She can buy her own cookies." As they walked into the air-conditioned store, Xerolayne shivered. TheMajesticForce noticed this, and walked a little closer to him to make him a bit warmer. Xerolayne blushed furiously, just like ArcheyeofShadowclan does while reading a Sehael fic. "Are you okay? You look flushed." TheMajesticForce pressed a hand to Xerolayne's forehead. This made him blush harder, and he started to breathe heavily. "Yeah, I'm fine." He squeaked. burndays giggled. "You sound like a second grader." TheMajesticForce slapped burndays before smiling and turning back. "Now, to find the cookies." cutewombat12 decided to drag burndays by the arm to aisle 10, where they needed some help. The store workers were holding back the man in the green coat. He was struggling enough, his fedora fell off. burndays gasped- it was DragonofTime in disguise! She stood right in front of the cookies. "You'll never get these cookies." In aisle 15, Xerolayne, TheOfficialDerpyTime and TheMajesticForce stood. They couldn't decide on what milk to get. "Almond milk is better!" Xerolayne picked up a half gallon of Malchizemilk, a new brand of almond milk. "Santa is allergic to nuts, idiot." TheMajesticForce pointed a knife at soymilk. TheOfficialDerpyTime held up a regular gallon of milk. "This one's, like, 3 bucks." Xerolayne and TheMajesticForce turned to him, each with heated glares. TheOfficialDerpyTime gently placed the gallon back where it was supposed to be. "Almond milk is still better." cutewombat12 brandished a paintbrush and a bottle of red paint. burndays squished his stomach, revealing a laser pistol. DragonofTime revealed the Staff of 50k Posts. cutewombat12 and burndays gasped. "It can't be.." burndays stared in shock. Taking the first move, DragonofTime fired the staff, and it narrowly missed cutewombat12. "How dare you!" screamed cutewombat12 as she squeezed the red paint at DragonofTime. It hit her square in the chest. "I'm melting." DragonofTime stared down at her chest as she seemed to vanish from existence. "Now to get those cookies." The pair advanced to the cookies, and grabbed six or seven packs before going to meet up with the others. Xerolayne and TheMajesticForce had decided on Malchizemilk. TheMajesticForce had noticed the "What, too soon?" slogan on the carton. As soon as they saw cutewombat12 and burndays, they smiled in unison. TheOfficialDerpyTime, while nobody had been paying attention, took all their items and was already at checkout. "Where'd everything go?" Xerolayne said. He floated towards checkout. "I think I see TheOfficialDerpyTime, and he has milk and cookies." As soon as they had all gotten together, they started the walk/float back home. END OF CHAPTER 1
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spookled
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Alysus
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:27 PM |
next chapter should be all the fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SUPER MARIO SUNDAY SCHOOL ADVENTURE OMEGA NUCLEAR STRIKE 2: THE MOVIE: THE GAME |
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EvilaMel
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spookled
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:27 PM |
pls bump
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Ianthine
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:28 PM |
nice i rate 11/10 but srs 10/10
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spookled
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:28 PM |
storyline: Going to buy milk and cookies for Santa but they're stopped by a strange tall man with a long green coat. They then play 7 minutes in heaven, which results in TheMajesticForce confessing her love for Xerolayne. Majestic then loses her wallet, and it's revealed that burndays stole it. It's passed around until all that remains in the wallet is Majestic's ID and Xerolayne's number. They are then pitted against ATR in a gladiatorial match controlled by DragonofTime. cutewombat12 and burndays are the first to fight, and one of them survives. Basically a tournament. The two that remain are Xerolayne and TheMajesticForce. DragonofTime kills them both, as they refuse to fight. Then they all resurrect thanks to the ID Gods and dead memes putting all their power into reviving them. They find their homes burned down, and all must live in the same house. that's the storyline
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AluminumX
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:28 PM |
| Xerolayne is a predator called it 1st |
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spookled
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:29 PM |
xerolayne and themajesticforce are the star couple of this fic
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twinblock
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:29 PM |
| let me be in it as like, a helful character, kinda like phone guy. |
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spookled
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:30 PM |
chapter 2 is in the works ONCE MY MOM STOPS HUMMING SHE CAN'T SING SHE CAN'T SHE CAN NEVER REALIZE REALITY
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spookled
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Xerolayne
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:33 PM |
| 10/10. Nobel prize for literature |
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spookled
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:33 PM |
which couple is the cutest themajesticforce and xerolayne or cutewombat12 and burndays
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:34 PM |
Make someone adopt me in chapter two.
'Cause, ya know. I'm a ferret. |
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:35 PM |
| the best couple is me. just me, nobody else |
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AluminumX
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:36 PM |
| themajesticforce and xerolayne |
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aerogod
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:36 PM |
| it was horrible 11/10 - ign |
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:37 PM |
hmmm... i couldn't seem to find me in the story
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twinblock
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| 24 Dec 2014 08:39 PM |
please let me be phone guy pleaseeee
"HELLLLOOOOO HELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HEY," Twin screamed into the phone, busting Majestic's eardrums, "(insert watever here)." |
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