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| 23 Feb 2015 12:58 AM |
A 4 or 5 year old idiotic "explorer" who can't tell left from right or up from down. She has a monkey who is her companion and a backpack. The monkey's name is Boots. He doesn't stop complaining the WHOLE episode. He makes people throw rocks at the screen! Now, the backpack is also annoying. It gets the map out and then the map starts screaming "I'M THE MAP" 50 million times until your ears are bleeding. Then it shows you 3 locations. Only 3! How idiotic! Then you are asked how to get there and you have to scream into the TV just so the map can hear you. When Dora is on her adventure she runs into Swiper The Fox He'll steal something and then Dora will act all "mature". She'll point at him like a tattertale and scream "Swiper No Swiping!" until you scream"Shut up you butt!" Then Swiper gets all sad and says "Aw man!" Then he snaps his fingers. Dora is not educational. At all. |
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| 23 Feb 2015 01:02 AM |
| ITT:9 year old OP complains about a show that was cancelled last month |
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| 23 Feb 2015 01:03 AM |
| i can imagine a 5 year old girl getting robbed and saying "swiper no swiping!" |
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| 23 Feb 2015 01:04 AM |
"ITT:9 year old OP complains about a show that was cancelled last month"
are you for real right now |
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| 23 Feb 2015 01:11 AM |
| A childrens TV show with a magic man in a green stripey shirt. He lives in a 2-D house with his annoying blue dog and enjoys talking to salt shakers and talking to a blue kid who stands on his hands and farts on objects to make them have magic effects. The dog goes "WUFWOWOWUWUWUWUUFU" |
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