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| 23 Feb 2015 12:38 AM |
WAIT
AM I IN THE RIGHT FLIGHT
ARE WE HEADING TOWARDS THE TWIN TOWERS OF LMAD? |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:39 AM |
*plane takeoff*
buckle up m8s
we're going to italy first
make sure to grab some pizzas there
and some pasta
don't forget the pasta |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:40 AM |
i have vinny pizza pasta if that is good enough
"Dead cats hanging from poles, candy apples and razor blades...Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween..." |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:40 AM |
"WAIT
AM I IN THE RIGHT FLIGHT
ARE WE HEADING TOWARDS THE TWIN TOWERS OF LMAD?"
that's flight 501, sorry
however we're the second one to crash there so not a big deal actually |
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momim10
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:40 AM |
ok checklist done everything is working properly except the vertical stabilizer
ok taking off taxiing to runway done, now increasing thrust taking off v1 v2 gear up now we'll soon reach cruising altitude |
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Emmdawg
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:41 AM |
*Snaps fingers*
Excuse me, anyone?
~After midnight, clowns aren't funny. |
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momim10
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:41 AM |
| @successful i don't think we'll make it to italy nor twin towers of lmao, vertical stabilizer is not working |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:42 AM |
why did one of the flight attendants administer cyanide pills to me
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:42 AM |
SCREEEEEEEEEEAM FANGIRLING OMG sheldon confessed his love for aMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:42 AM |
"i have vinny pizza pasta if that is good enough"
yes that is fine
speaking of vinny he was our copilot
what happened
"*Snaps fingers*
Excuse me, anyone?"
yes? |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:43 AM |
@succesfulfundude
but... there's 37 people in this plane
33 of us are legit
while there is 4 hijackers
33 + 4 = 37
ARE YOU SURE, this plane is secure? |
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momim10
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:43 AM |
| @shrimplings don't worry we can't turn so soon we'll stall |
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Emmdawg
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:43 AM |
Umm.. You, yes.
Do you have a First Aid kit here?
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:44 AM |
"but... there's 37 people in this plane
33 of us are legit
while there is 4 hijackers
33 + 4 = 37
ARE YOU SURE, this plane is secure?"
yes
don't worry if all else fails furiously tip an emergency fedora |
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momim10
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:45 AM |
ok, passengers, we're at cruising altitude we'll increase the altitude until we stall, the tail just got ripped off |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:46 AM |
"ok, passengers, we're at cruising altitude we'll increase the altitude until we stall, the tail just got ripped off"
uh
i see
keep er going |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:47 AM |
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEONARD AND PENNY ARE BACK TOGETHERRRRRRRRRrrr
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momim10
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:48 AM |
hello passengers i have to inform you that now i can't control the plane if we're lucky we'll land at the pisa tower if not we'll land at the vesuvius |
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Emmdawg
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:48 AM |
D0 Y0U H4V3 4 F1R5T A1D???
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:49 AM |
"D0 Y0U H4V3 4 F1R5T A1D???"
yes
just press that button on your seat and a first aid kid should pop out the back |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:50 AM |
omg howard and burnadette just got married over fangirllLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Emmdawg
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:51 AM |
well cuz rite now im bleedin to death so ima just...
*run into control area and stabs the pilot*
*sits back down*
*takes chestnuts*
have a nice flight
~After midnight, clowns aren't funny.
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:52 AM |
"omg howard and burnadette just got married over fangirllLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
i see
"well cuz rite now im bleedin to death so ima just...
*run into control area and stabs the pilot*
*sits back down*
*takes chestnuts*
have a nice flight"
pluspower healing powers activate
momim is now alive and immortal |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:53 AM |
| not like it will matter because we're about to get a good look at vesuvi- *plane crash* |
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| 23 Feb 2015 12:53 AM |
now i am just waiting for raj to get a girl he is lonely
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