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| 21 Feb 2015 06:21 PM |
| It was a big, stinky one :3 |
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Stonixx
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EewTree
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| 21 Feb 2015 06:23 PM |
| Farts aren't funny. They're natural. |
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| 21 Feb 2015 06:30 PM |
| On the way back from the field trip to the museum, someone did some smelly wind. And then everyone started to burp |
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| 21 Feb 2015 06:37 PM |
I have spent countless hours searching for a single thread that would evoke feelings from deep within me, but the immeasurable threads thrown about on OT do not often feel fulfilling enough to earn my respect, much less my heart. I have lost numerous nights sorting through a plethora of threads, carefully examining each line of text like it will be my last. But it wasn't working. The threads, they could not satisfy my thirst. They did not scratch the insane figurative rash that I have let fester for so long. None of the sentences, words, or characters could touch me.
But then I happened upon this thread.
As soon as I read the title, I felt a gleam of hope rise from the abyss. "This thread," I whispered to myself. "It's different. It understands me." I shut my eyes, afraid to read the text that followed the title. What if it doesn't hold up? What if iLogan's brilliance fell short immediately after he finished typing the glorious title? I couldn't bare to look. Sweat fell from my pores. My bones shivered. I thought about giving up.
But I didn't.
I felt something else, something new. The hope from before, it changed. It went through a beautiful metamorphosis, evolving from mere hope to something more. This was my fuel. It charged me, created my drive, initiated my actions. And so I opened my eyes.
"It was a big, stinky one :3"
Tears dripped onto my keyboard. These were not tears of sadness, but rather tears of joy. No ordinary joy, this was a new sort of joy. It was... Bliss. The thread had not failed me. I felt many things, all of them so real... So crisp. I now understood. I had been born to experience this moment. This crucial step in the future of mankind had been executed right in front of me. I am a first hand witness.
And so I thank you, iLogan. I will never forget what you have gifted me. I am no longer the person I once was. I am saved. |
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| 21 Feb 2015 06:42 PM |
| So this is what off topic is like |
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| 21 Feb 2015 06:42 PM |
its saturday noob
im so rich with R$676 |
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| 21 Feb 2015 06:43 PM |
| How could you be at school its Saturday theirs no school on Saturday (well atleast for me) |
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