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| 19 Feb 2015 05:49 PM |
| and remember they have to be made up.... |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:50 PM |
this one time! no lie for real
this one girl touched my hand and said "oh sorry"
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:52 PM |
one time
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a girl walked by me and accidentally scruffed my dinkerdorp with her hand
it was my greatest sensation |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:54 PM |
| one time i tripped and it didn't even hurt |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:55 PM |
one time i stabbed my hand with my pencil and only stifled tears for a minute
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:55 PM |
one time i tried to think of girls and nuthin happen
but i think of guys
and my pants get all moist for some reason |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:55 PM |
| One time, I met Michael Jackson and we got married and I killed the OP because yolo. |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:55 PM |
| lol u got hilarious memories |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:56 PM |
| one time my weiner got longer and i didn't feel anything |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:57 PM |
@chris ikr. i never feel a thing sarcasm, i love you
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:57 PM |
ok r u ready for this one
this one time my mom told me to go to my room
and thats when i discovered my parts |
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| 19 Feb 2015 05:58 PM |
i remember when i remembered i remembered about an illuminati that chased me down the streets making me look like an idiot also, the cops were there too and they chased me too and i looked much more of an idiot and then suddenly.... AN ALIEN SPACESHIP ABDUCTS ME AND I GO TO SPACE WITHOUT A HELMET! but i survived in space somehow and then.. i got sucked into a black hole. it was all like alien anndd umm... alan. ye THEN I SAW SHREK, he saved me with his onions and got me back to earth then ROBLOX's creator went up to me and told me i got the best hat on roblox in my inventory for me being on that crazy adventure i checked my inventory and saw Dominus Empyreus in my invetory then right as when i turn to watch tv i see a dominus right in front of me irl, i'm like "OMG YAYYYYAYAYYAY" i put it on and saw crazy things inside of there i took it off and it disappeared then i went on my normal life, now i am here typing the story
it was a crazy experience it was scary |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:07 PM |
| one time this guy beat the hell out of my dog, found out it was the president of China. |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:08 PM |
| one time i knew everything and started looking at weiners weird |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:10 PM |
let's conjugate verbs...
i sit you sit they sit
oh boy! are we having fun yet? |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:10 PM |
| i played with my frends once ye with my feends |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:11 PM |
| i once stuffed a stocking on my head and only fell off a cliff! |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:14 PM |
| and it did hurt but not much |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:15 PM |
| i almost died while i was at pearl harbor |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:16 PM |
| i bet those japanese planes really put the beating on pearl harbor |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:17 PM |
yeah
it was very hard to drive a plane |
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:18 PM |
i once did something good for society
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| 19 Feb 2015 06:20 PM |
once i slit my throat off and drank really good bleach i survived
BloodySinister|RT'er|Twitter: @BloodypwnerFX |
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