Aolence
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| 17 Feb 2015 09:28 PM |
There comes a time in every mans’ life where he has had enough of the inconvenience of having to go get his ladder to change the light bulb in the ceiling only to find that his ladder can barely fit through the doorway. In order to be respected after I declare myself independent from gravity I must state my reasons. I think these things are obviously true: • That no man should have to deal with the inconveniences of gravity • That every man should have the right to experience the awesomeness of floating in midair while doing slow motion karate kicks • No man deserves to lose his dignity by face-planting into the ground or die due to gravity So whenever a law of physics is getting in the way of these rights, people have the right to alter that law. People should not change the law without good reason though, so people suffer to their maximum tolerance under the law for as long as they can rather than change it. But since there have been too many issues in the past, it is now our right and duty to change the law of gravity. I, as well as many others, have suffered for a long time, and now we change the laws of gravity. Gravity has done many bad things to humanity – here is a list of a few examples: • It’s inconvenient • It can kill people • It keeps us from having as much fun as we could without it • People can lose their dignity by falling and looking clumsy as well as unorganized when they’re not • It makes Janga a hard game, which, in opinion, can take away some fun When I want gravity to stop making things fall down and make noise it just keeps doing it. I have done my best to be an organized person but in the end, everything always falls down and I can lose things. Therefore, I must separate and declare myself (and sometimes my surroundings) independent from gravity. I know that gravity will attempt to wage its own war with nature against me by “turning itself off” which would make the earth fall apart and fling the earth out of the solar system into deep space. I hope that in the end we will see each other as friends and coincide with one another in the end. I hope that gravity will eventually see that I made the right decision for myself. Since I am now independent from gravity, I now have the basic rights that I stated every man should have and that it was obvious. I will fight for and maintain my independence from gravity with help from other laws of physics that either defy or have nothing to do with gravity at all – I promised by honor and dignity.
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farway
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Aolence
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| 17 Feb 2015 09:30 PM |
| suppport f yo agre wit georg wasinton!11111 |
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Pxsheen
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| 17 Feb 2015 09:31 PM |
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