Valkairox
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| 20 Sep 2014 09:52 AM |
I was in preschool, too busy taking my Advanced Calculus test. Then the teacher saw me and yelled at me because she said that 2+2 doesn't equal 5, but rather 22. After getting the answer wrong so many times even after she told it to me 69 times, she smacked her meter long stick on my desk. I got so mad that I pushed her and her stick. The other kids saw this so they started to pile drive the teacher. I quickly escaped and hid in the janitors closet, where I found tools that your everyday janitor would use: machetes, LMG's, hand grenades, ISIS Leaders, pistols, and a ton of explosives.
I picked up one of the grenades and pulled the pin. All of a sudden, it started playing the My Little Pony- Friendship is Magic theme song. One of the boys in the hallway heard it, and took away the grenade from me. He ran off with it, but didn't get very far before the grenade took out the entire school. Just before I could get killed, a pony with machine guns mounted on its sides saved me. I rode it and started firing the machine guns, which shot watermelon and fried chicken while farting Kool-Aid tasted gas.
The End.
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ShadyVoid
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| 20 Sep 2014 09:53 AM |
well then
-ShadyVoid | moose master race | well met |
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Valkairox
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Proscate
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| 20 Sep 2014 10:46 AM |
| so... basically you got in a fight at school cuz someone saw u use drugs? |
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Valkairox
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| 20 Sep 2014 05:12 PM |
No, because I didn't add 2+2 correctly on my Advanced Calculus test in Preschool.
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Buster362
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| 20 Sep 2014 05:17 PM |
this isnt funny
didnt even get a half smile out of me |
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Allocated
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Valkairox
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| 17 Feb 2015 07:50 PM |
| going through my old posts. |
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| 17 Feb 2015 07:51 PM |
| I just stopped reading after "I was in preschool". |
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Valkairox
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| 17 Feb 2015 07:54 PM |
| you didnt even get to my very hardest of the harderestness question on my advanced calc. test. :c |
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| 17 Feb 2015 07:54 PM |
wtf is this
~The Dark Lord~ add 10k to my post count |
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Valkairox
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| 17 Feb 2015 07:55 PM |
| this was inspired by a guy with a similar idea. |
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crome60
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| 17 Feb 2015 07:58 PM |
dude i told u not to order the mushrooms
im just here so i wont get fined |
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Valkairox
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| 17 Feb 2015 07:59 PM |
That's an old signature.
~If you wish to be a better C&G'er, email us at getgud@C&G.rblx ~Established since 2010 |
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| 17 Feb 2015 08:00 PM |
| this is why brain cells are rare in people these days |
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Valkairox
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| 17 Feb 2015 08:03 PM |
"this is why brain cells are rare in people these days"
ik, isnt it grat!? |
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Inferadux
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| 17 Feb 2015 08:08 PM |
My blurb:
Axeum is bad. http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=156232775
Best story ever. http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=146425019 |
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Rezdonox
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| 17 Feb 2015 08:12 PM |
| this is going to be in a forum simulator, i fking know it |
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Inferadux
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Valkairox
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