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| 17 Feb 2015 02:58 PM |
He's a 2 meter tall evil looking SOB brandishing the worlds most scariest goatee . He's also a strict hardass that doesn't see anything wrong with corporal punishment . Other then that he's a bigot and a swat team member who owns 3 rifles and 2 handguns . I got saved by my motorhead T-shirt other wise he wouldn't mind throwing me down the fire exit
Describe myself in 3 words ? Hunk , yum yum |
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Ravenexx
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burndays
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:00 PM |
It's not funny dude , i got scared out of our mind , the dude looks like he eats african babies for breakfast
Describe myself in 3 words ? Hunk , yum yum |
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Ouendan
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:01 PM |
Holy crap I'd love that guy as my father-in-law
feel blessed, OP |
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peter777
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:02 PM |
| my spidey-sense is telling me that none of that happened |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:03 PM |
"I'd love that guy as my father-in-law"
he eats african babies for breakfast and then dances on their corpses
i guess you'd call that a
black ballerina |
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burndays
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:06 PM |
@Ouendan
The dude screams shotgun wedding from every single one of his pores . I'm pretty sure the girl i was talking about is getting the belt . Other then that i'm sure he started stalking me for few days now , i see his beat up DeLorean everywhere i go
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Ouendan
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:06 PM |
"he eats african babies for breakfast and then dances on their corpses
i guess you'd call that a
black ballerina"
kek I can imagine this as a movie scene some middle aged guy dressed in skin tight black latex doing all that stuff whilst black ballerina plays in the blackground |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:07 PM |
"some middle aged guy dressed in skin tight black latex doing all that stuff whilst black ballerina plays in the blackground "
brb calling my pal david lynch |
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Ouendan
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:10 PM |
"The dude screams shotgun wedding from every single one of his pores . I'm pretty sure the girl i was talking about is getting the belt . Other then that i'm sure he started stalking me for few days now , i see his beat up DeLorean everywhere i go"
Bah, doesn't sound that bad. He sounds like one of those bro father-in-laws. I'd rather have him that some weak ass smug douche
"brb calling my pal david lynch"
oh god I can see it all fitting in now
he's actually the guy who lures billy into the 'club' he's the MC, not billy |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:12 PM |
"the dude looks like he eats african babies for breakfast"
I would like to know how you even manage to know what a person who does that looks like |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:15 PM |
@Ouendan
He's everything but a bro , i'm pretty sure he was ready to punch my face in . The dude is way to scary for me .
Describe myself in 3 words ? Hunk , yum yum |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:16 PM |
| exactly why a ton of people never get their crush lmao |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:18 PM |
@ amazing
Well everything about him screams evil and from what i heard from the aforementioned gal he is pretty darn sadistic and obsessive . Every time we walk to school to our apartment building she's on the edge because she thinks he's following her and if something doesn't fit in his plan she gets whacked
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Ouendan
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:18 PM |
"He's everything but a bro , i'm pretty sure he was ready to punch my face in . The dude is way to scary for me ."
booo boooo booo boooo Be more of a man no1 wants their little girl to be taken by a man who does not prove himself as one |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:21 PM |
@Oue
You'd be scared as well if you met him in my situation . Not only for yourself but for the girl too because you know she's in for a thrashing for seeing her with you .
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:23 PM |
you think you've seen weird you should see my bf's dad
he's ex-GSG9 and pretty much constantly grunts he whispered to my bf that i'm "too soft" |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:32 PM |
| So you mean the worlds most cliche father in the whole world? |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:33 PM |
see: things that didn't happen
Attention campers! Attention campers! It's time for Camp Lazloooooooooo! |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:34 PM |
| Wait, what? The worlds most cliche father in the whole world? Grammar please. |
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| 17 Feb 2015 03:35 PM |
@Super
In Romania a dude like that is basically 1 in a million . Every single one of my friend's parents where welcoming enough not to almost send me out with a kick to the face .
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