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| 15 Feb 2015 02:49 PM |
Hello there, Citizens of U.S. My name is TwistedShark. I am a Upper-Class Citizen who protects America, and helps the cops. I help america in every way I can possible as the rank I am. I like to work hard and keep things clean in Las Vegas. It would be my honor to serve as a Senator for the Goverment.
I have been in the U.S.A. For 3-4 Months now. I am as active as can be. I am a builder/C-Framer. I like to build thing. I don't have much patience if you flame me. I work with the Police and other factions of the U.S. It is a very hard task to do.
I will protect Washington with my life; I will take the streets to help America. I try as best as I can to keep the streets of Washington clean.
If you choose me as your Senate I can bring a Country of Peace and a strong USA. Together we can overcome all of your problems in Taxes, Economy, And wildlife. I think I should be a senator because I am a very political person. I am very productive person. Did I mention I have excellent grammar and spelling. I am very trustworthy. I also am very intelligent. I really want this. Please vote for me. Hopefully if I get elected into Senate, exploiting will never happen . So if you want to eliminate exploiting, vote for me.
Vote For TwistedShark! |
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| 15 Feb 2015 02:52 PM |
get out of ot with this trash
i sure hope you realize that what you're doing is role-play |
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| 15 Feb 2015 02:52 PM |
support!!1!!!!
PREPARE FOR THE SCRAGGY SQUAD |
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| 16 Feb 2015 04:55 PM |
| Please, tell me why you posted this in Off Topic. |
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| 16 Feb 2015 05:04 PM |
Before cold stone cremery, then this.
Ummm.....
C&G is raiding OT. nathan15051, add 1.5k posts |
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| 16 Feb 2015 05:35 PM |
>Thanks for the Support.
you don't deserve any of this so-called support.
>Before cold stone cremery, then this. C&G is raiding OT.
stop acting like you're tough or something. no one is scared of a bunch of fedora neckbeards who take internet role-play way too far. |
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| 16 Feb 2015 05:37 PM |
| Guys look Obama wants to run for Congress! |
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| 16 Feb 2015 05:38 PM |
Some poops, you relief immediately. Some poops, you feel good for an hour. Really great poops, you feel good for the rest of the day. This poop, this one transcended all. This was a life-altering poop. My life is divided into two halves: Before this poop, and after this poop. Almost a year later, I still feel good. I will probably feel good from this poop for as long as I live. In that way, I consider this experience to be a small blessing.
After I had knee surgery, I woke up with a voracious appetite, probably due to the muscle loss, and all of the immediate physical therapy during recovery. I was downing protein shakes, eggs, toast, hearty soups, chicken, fresh fruit. I just wasn't pooping. It might sound crazy, but when you're in that much pain, it's possible to forget about pooping.
I hadn't even been into the bathroom very often; getting out of bed was so much work, that mostly I peed into buckets for my mommy to dump. Many days after surgery, I was feeling sick to my stomach. I thought it was from the pain killers and from laying in bed for so long.
I felt a great rumbling in my stomach, and my body presented me with a feeling of great urgency; I knew I better get to the bathroom quickly. I called to my mommy, who helped me hobble to the bathroom on crutches. Lowering myself to the toilet, balancing on crutches and my one good leg, I had no idea that my life was about to change forever.
I have never had a poop be so loud, or explode so violently out of me. Ten seconds of terror, as my bowels evacuated like never before. Blasting poop, water splashing back up onto me, blasts of gas releasing, followed by poop, followed by more gas, and more poop. I felt my stomach getting smaller. I had to brace myself. I felt tremendous amounts of mass moving through my system. For a moment, I never thought it was going to end. I was no longer in control of my fate, I sat there helpless, simply along for the ride. After what seemed like an eternity, deafening silence. It was over.
My entire body tingled. I felt lighter. I was covered in sweat, and breathing heavily. I felt high, delirious, in shock and awe. Great waves of increasing euphoria washed over me. Feelings of amazing pleasure I simply cannot describe. I felt as if I was bathing in a golden light of goodness. This was a transcending event. I felt like I had just touched the universe itself.
I down, in amazement at what lay beneath me. I simply could not believe my eyes. There was a mountain of fecal matter, filling the entire bowl, and reaching several inches up out of the water. It was almost touching my ass, and I had to be careful not to let my balls drop down into it. It was unreal. I can't tell you how long I sat there staring.
The silence was only broken by my mommy yelling through the bathroom door. "Are you okay in there?" She became worried when I didn't respond immediately. I was in disbelief.
I knew when I saw that mountain of poo, that chances were, this would be it: the mightiest crap of my life. The epic poop that all other epic poops would be compared to. I knew then that I could not let this moment pass unrecorded, or I would truly regret it for the rest of my life. If I were to describe this poop to others, nobody would believe me. I needed photographic proof; it would be a crime against everything I believe in, and the very universe for me to not take pictures.
Finally, I yelled back through the bathroom door.
Me: "Mommy? Are you there?"
Mommy: "Yes, are you ok?"
Me: "I'm fine, I'm beyond fine. Ok, mommy. Listen very carefully. I need you to get my camera."
Mommy: "WHAT!? NO!"
Me: "Mommy, you have to trust me. My camera is on my desk. Put my macro lens on it, and attach my flash."
Mommy: "I will NOT have any part of this!"
Me: "I need you to do this for me. Don't make me hobble out there to get the camera myself!"
Mommy: "Are you serious?"
Me: "Yes. Either you get my camera, or I'll come out there and get it."
Mommy: "Fine, but ONLY because you are recovering from surgery. Oh my god!" |
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| 16 Feb 2015 05:40 PM |
| We're in debt because of you |
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