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| 15 Feb 2015 10:50 PM |
I was only 19 years old I loved deadmau5 so much, I had all the merchandise and music I pray to deadmau5 every night before bed, thanking him for the sounds I've been given "Random Album Title is love" I say; ">Album Title Goes Here< is life" My dad hears me and calls me a drug using-electro hippie I know he was just jealous of my devotion for deadmau5 I called him a Kandi Kid. He laughs at me and sends me to go to sleep I'm whining now, and my pride hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's deadmau5 I am so happy He whispers into my ear "LOL U MAD BRO?" He grabs me with his not very powerful skinny hands and gives me a seat from the Purrari I'm ready I spread my pinna for music It penetrates my eardrums It hurts so much but I do it for deadmau5 I can feel my skull tearing as my eyes start to water I push against the impedance I want to please deadmau5 He meows a mighty meow as he ruins my hearing My dad walks in deadmau5 looks him straight in the eyes and says "EDM sucks." Deadmau5 leaves through my window Electro is love. Progressive is life.
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| 15 Feb 2015 10:51 PM |
I crapped right after I read this
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| 15 Feb 2015 10:51 PM |
this is a crappost
it really is |
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| 15 Feb 2015 10:51 PM |
I found this in the youtube comments section
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