birm123
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| 04 Mar 2015 08:23 PM |
oh fun
Build a mortal body so I can trap the Lich in it during the ultimate battle. |
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vamking12
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| 04 Mar 2015 08:35 PM |
| You find a 'harmless" Bannana body. |
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birm123
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| 04 Mar 2015 08:36 PM |
| Challenge the Lich to a game of club penguin, but they have to be in a mortal body so it's fair. |
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| 04 Mar 2015 08:40 PM |
| A flash of lightning strikes the ground as Legod appears in front of Birm. "Lord Birm, I have found yet another way to kill the lich. I have learned that the "Lich" is actually the god Kei, who we must kill because...liches are evil, I suppose. Anyway, I require the worship of you and your people, otherwise I am basically just a mage with bigger spells and that won't kill a god at all, will it?" |
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birm123
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| 04 Mar 2015 08:43 PM |
"I require the worship of you and your people"
"worship"
"not vam"
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First of all, you don't just say "k guis so we need to switch religuns so dis werdo nuw gawd cun keel dat uder gawd k?" and everyone begins worshipping a new god. Second, PRAISE VAMMY! |
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| 04 Mar 2015 09:46 PM |
Gyroth sucks!
Who said that? *whistle* |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:07 PM |
| The History Queen rolls in and tries to s3duc3 Birmthur into going out w/ her using her woo stereotype |
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birm123
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:08 PM |
well I rolled a d20
I guess Birmthur finds her hot |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:12 PM |
| As Birmthur falls head over heels for the History Queen, she falls into his arms and they decide to make plans together. Not marriage plans, but relationship plans. And perhaps plans to take her to his elevator, and cook a little breakfast later..? |
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birm123
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:13 PM |
| when birmyton finds out you're doing you're literally dead |
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k3rl343
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:15 PM |
in b4 they accidently conceive time travel old birm babee
Tнe poѕѕιвιlιтιeѕ αre eхтreмely lιмιтed |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:18 PM |
| The History Queen uses History Power to track down the Birm Family Line and fix her genes and preferences so that she's a perfect match for Birmthur. |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:20 PM |
But don't worry, mr. Birm, Birmthur plans on presenting History Queen (or Adrianne, as her actual name is) to you one day, and they're having their fun with protection.
"Don't be silly, wrap your willy!"
"No glove, no love." |
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vamking12
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:20 PM |
That would make you grape during the time of Soardlo's rule.
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:20 PM |
| The corpse of/hidden Legod decides to slap Madam History across the face in an attempt to stop her. |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:22 PM |
It doesn't work and the two lovebirds continue loving each other as always.
Dey're just constantly cuddling and watching funny movies and smoochin' and just lovin' each other, and they're both proper.
Birmthur takes her out and does things like a proper gentleman, and Adrianne is a good lady friend. What's not to like? |
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birm123
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:24 PM |
| Challenge the Lich/Kei to a club penguin game 1 v 1. |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:24 PM |
| Legod slaps History ____ in the face AGAIN! |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:27 PM |
| No matter how many times Legod slaps her, she's totally fine with her relationship. |
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| 05 Mar 2015 08:29 PM |
Legod fails at slapping this time.
Legod retreats.
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birm123
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| 05 Mar 2015 09:00 PM |
Birmthur introduces Adrianne to Birmington.
Birmington does not approve. |
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| 05 Mar 2015 09:18 PM |
Adrianne proves herself to be a perfectly professional and courteous woman whom is also very attractive.
She's also a housewife and teams up with Sofia to please both the heir and king. |
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birm123
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| 06 Mar 2015 03:32 PM |
| Birmington does not approve |
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vamking12
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| 06 Mar 2015 03:38 PM |
Birmalur would never marry you.
He'z to busy discovering other islands and killing soard |
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birm123
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| 06 Mar 2015 03:39 PM |
she's talking about my son Birmthur
Challenge Kei/The Lich to a game of Club Penguin 1 v 1 with Kei in a mortal body...again. |
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