vamking12
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| 27 Feb 2015 05:34 PM |
Birmalur wakes up and sees you.
" Dumb Grape don't wake me up, I wake myself up * He gasp* and YOUR WEARING MY STUFF. Put it back! Put it back now! I need to make a big speech and you can't do this stuff, yes my speech for the discovery of the Twin Islands " |
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| 27 Feb 2015 05:37 PM |
I kick down the door.
"Uh, okay, so, how do WE kill the lich, yeah? I just want soard's body and loot." I look at the revived grape. "Is he your gramps?" |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 05:37 PM |
| "This may come as a shock, Birmalur, but this is the future. I am the present day king, and the Twin Islands have been under Grape control for quite some time. My name is Birm of Grape, and of course I know who you are. The greatest Grape who has ever lived." |
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vamking12
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| 27 Feb 2015 05:52 PM |
Birmalur takes interest in Totre.
" Ooh I never seen a creature of your sort before are you one of those water beasts? Oh yes you Birm I want proof this is the future but I have no doubt we'll own the twin islands, we're grapes after all. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 05:55 PM |
"Water beasts...?" I look at the old pruny grape, and think about the tale of him conquering soard, told by lord vammy. I shrug. "SHOW HIM THE SATELLITES." |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 05:57 PM |
| Suddenly a mechanical robot suit equipped with EMPs, pyro flame throwers, and art of a naked Grape on it runs into the room. Planes soar across the sky behind us. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 05:57 PM |
| And the National Anthem of Grapes is played. |
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vamking12
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:05 PM |
" Holy crap we conquered the robots and stole their metal! This is the future! So hello there my descendent and water beast did Soard die yet? "
( This is him quite young not old Totre ) |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:06 PM |
| "Yes, Birmaus II of Twin defeated Soardlo in combat." I say quite proudly. |
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vamking12
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:22 PM |
| " But that's my name does that mean I'm going... Wow I'm badass going to celebrate with some cake. " |
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:24 PM |
(oh... was he smoking and became a raisin or something?)
"Ahem! So, I want to know about the plan you had on how to kill the Lich." |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:25 PM |
| "Indeed, you do deserve cake for your greatness." |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:29 PM |
| Research the ability to create mini-blackholes. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:32 PM |
"A complete waste of my time."
I burn my current will, and leave. I'll take down the Lich on me own. |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:38 PM |
| Also trademark revival technology. Anyone using it from now on must pay a fine to me. |
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LNG257
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:47 PM |
Technically it was trademarked by the ghost kingdom and we all stole it.
But creating mini black holes is copyrighted by me.
Because King LNG can create black holes, it's copyrighted by the Space Kingdom. |
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vamking12
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:48 PM |
Okay.
" Well I never fought the Lich , I heard the stories of brave heroes and rumors of who he is. " |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:48 PM |
But you never posted it in ur thread so there
plus im using it to save the world so k bai |
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:49 PM |
oh, you're saving the world by reviving dead heroes and copyrighting your inventions?
What hero you are.
^ willy wonka meme
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:50 PM |
Build up my army and airforce to the point where they are at ridiculous numbers, and begin heading towards Soard Isle.
Pray to Vammy, and hope he will help me in the battle with the Lich. Prepare the Grapes Use Orbital Guns Because They're Cool station to fire upon the Lich's position. |
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:50 PM |
"Copyright" Stop trying to be legal.
My homie Tardigrades and I have been making it Wayne a little! |
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:52 PM |
i copyright Sea monsters, Salt Toffee, and Sea creatures.
AND THE SEAAAAA |
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birm123
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:52 PM |
"oh, you're saving the world by reviving dead heroes and copyrighting your inventions?
What hero you are.
^ willy wonka meme"
gonna kill the lich m8
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:53 PM |
at the cost of technology and making other kingdoms hate you even more than they already do.
*slow clap* |
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LNG257
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| 27 Feb 2015 06:54 PM |
| Unless you get a treasure chest after killing the lich, it ain't worth it. |
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