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Re: Raising a Noob (Story)

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North1233 is not online. North1233
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11 Feb 2015 08:15 PM
I give credit to amazingmikedude and legotate for the idea.


4:00 AM

I can't sleep. I hear a whimpering and a banging from the porch. I wonder "What is that noise?" I slowly and sleepily made my way to where it was coming from. I looked through the window to see...

A noob. Of all the things, a noob. Noobs were greatly disliked, but this one looked as if he went through a beating. I reached down to pet him, and he licked my hand. He was like a dog. I let him know who I am, and took him into the house. He had a little tag that said: 4/5/14. I guess that's his birthdate. I put the little noob in a small box filled with blankets to keep him warm. I needed a bed for him, but it's early. We both went to sleep.

8:00 AM

We had both woken up. I knew Noobert (That's what I named him) was happy that it was the morning. I had to look up some basic noob facts before I went to the store.

After looking through a pile of books, I had found some facts:

-Noobs require lots of exercise, attention, and play time. They require at least 3 hours for those.

-Noobs must have plastic-free toys, as the plastic can clog up their system.

-The most noob-safe foods are: Noob+ Crunchy Bitez, Xtreme Noob Food, and Care for Noob's Tix Treats. They can also eat some select robloxian foods, such as Pork, Apple, Melon, Orange, and Cheese.

I got into the car after occupying Noobert with a sock. I then drove to the store.

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jrad217 is not online. jrad217
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11 Feb 2015 08:19 PM
No, no, no you've got it all wrong.

Noobs are like Chia Pets, you just gotta add water.
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sassygirl770 is not online. sassygirl770
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11 Feb 2015 08:21 PM
YAY! NOW I KNOW HOW LASERBEAK89, PURRINGTHUNDER, OODWAGONXX, AMAZINGMIKEDUDE1, DUCK14, AND ROCKMAX2112ALT WAS RAISED!
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sassygirl770 is not online. sassygirl770
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11 Feb 2015 08:26 PM
and robloxfan564
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TheLegoGamerDude1 is not online. TheLegoGamerDude1
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11 Feb 2015 09:30 PM
"DUCK14"

Why would you call out duck?
Duck is the saint of RP

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but that was before the plague hit..."
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rockmax2112alt is not online. rockmax2112alt
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11 Feb 2015 09:35 PM
duck 14 is secretly jesus
its in the scriptures

I really have no idea why everyone loves this "rasing a fart" story or whatever by this amazingpoudude. He could at least do better.
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superboy5519 is not online. superboy5519
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11 Feb 2015 09:50 PM
>Why would you call out duck?

As matter of fact, why would you call out any of them?

Sure, Rock gets his point across in an often rude way and some of the others do too, but you may have a bad case of "Forum Butthurt," Sassy.
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rockmax2112alt is not online. rockmax2112alt
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11 Feb 2015 09:56 PM
"Rude way"
I prefer to use the term "Brutally honest", as I feel that is more accurate.
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PawzKat is not online. PawzKat
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11 Feb 2015 10:02 PM
Duck14 is the Jesus of the role-playing forum.[x2]
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TheLegoGamerDude1 is not online. TheLegoGamerDude1
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11 Feb 2015 10:02 PM
Sassy has quickly become the most hated member of RP
Is there, like, an award for that?

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but that was before the plague hit..."
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rockmax2112alt is not online. rockmax2112alt
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11 Feb 2015 10:03 PM
It was previously awarded to Snotdlo, but yeah.
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TheLegoGamerDude1 is not online. TheLegoGamerDude1
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11 Feb 2015 10:05 PM
"Snotdlo"

*Shtlord

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but that was before the plague hit..."
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superboy5519 is not online. superboy5519
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11 Feb 2015 10:08 PM
>Brutally honest

Oh come on man, you're Lutheran, right? You know that there are better ways to approach those things :P
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rockmax2112alt is not online. rockmax2112alt
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11 Feb 2015 10:11 PM
I'll give you the two word explanation of why I like being brutally honest.
My. Father.
Well, yeah, I know there's other ways to do it, but sometimes people's throats need to be shoved down with the truth.
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PawzKat is not online. PawzKat
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12 Feb 2015 06:17 AM
But you're not virtually honest to everyone-- only a selected audience..
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