ManxTapir
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:31 PM |
| i got really annoyed at the teacher, and in mechanics i threw a hammer at their head. it missed, but hit their chest. what about you? |
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ManxTapir
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:37 PM |
| yea, life was never the same after that |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:37 PM |
i called my teacher mom
twice
[Dramatically turns around] |
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Lion53819
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:41 PM |
i fell out of my chair after leaning back a little too much and i knocked over someone behind me, he fell on top of me and i got crushed (im short and small, the kid was rlly tall and big boned). my teacher got up, looked at us both, and then sent us to the office without asking what had happened.
rip my social life after that, everybody thought i was trying to get with him. |
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ManxTapir
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:43 PM |
your stories aren't worse than mine, i got put in GS for an entire week. The teacher still broke a few ribs |
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gerov
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:44 PM |
I said 'I love you, mom' to my first grade teacher.
Oh my god, A GIANT ROCK! |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:44 PM |
whats gs
the most awkward moment is when me and my teacher killed each other at the exact same time i was like -_- and the teacher was like 0_e then were both like X_X |
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bawbguy
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:44 PM |
"annoyed" *throws hammer* could have been really pissed. |
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ManxTapir
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:46 PM |
gs is general support so i basically get moved down from my top set classes and work with people who do dr!gs and use knives for a week, as well as like, 5 teachers watching me go to the bathroom, and our lunches are brought to us. |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:47 PM |
Throws hammer excuse: i was just roleplaying as thor :3 |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:47 PM |
When I bent down, picked something up and saw my 23-year old teacher staring at me there and smiling.
He was new to teaching.
Awkward.. |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:48 PM |
| oh and another awkward one is where i accidentally put my foot through my teacher's chest when i was coming in through the door on a monday morning |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:49 PM |
| teacher had to explain what a bladder was, the headteacher was in the room |
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ManxTapir
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:49 PM |
@special oh dear, bad start i presume? @thewere it was a serious matter, I got no work accomplished and I could have been arrested, as well as I got an F in mechanics, but then got A+'s in like science and geography |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:50 PM |
i was sitting next to m friend the other week and the teacher bend over to help the person next to me i was laughing at m friend because he sat next to butt i was making a joke about it and the teacher heard it.
rip marked1awsome1 forever detention class
(yes it was a horibble joke) |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:52 PM |
"i accidentally bumped into him and thus "excited" him if you're pickin up what i'm throwin down"
this is why I want to be a teacher
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:52 PM |
or that time we were playing baseball in PE/GYM class and i was hitting the ball but i accidentally let go and the bat hit the teacher right in the head there was blood everywhere but they were somehow fine after
or the time were the teacher said a bad word by accident
or the time the teacher fell over and we were all trying not to laugh
or the time someone tried to prank the teacher by putting a tack on their chair which leaded to the teacher ending up in hospital getting stitches (you know where XD) |
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ManxTapir
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:54 PM |
@thewere that's evil. @hell mm |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:55 PM |
i also somehow gave the teacher detention
ok time for some embarrassing ones
someone had a strong accent and they said the teacher has nice big eyes but it sounded like they said something else so they ended up in detention
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:56 PM |
| oh and once i was in gym and i had the ball from my class but we were starting a new round so m teacher wanted the ball but i shot it to her ( i can shot a ball ver hard ) *thats what she said* but the ball came on her head and m friends were laughing at how akward it was. i was hiding behind the crowd when i shot it lol |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:57 PM |
| @manx erm you DO know these arent true did you even read my first one "where me and my teacher killed each other at the same time?" besides my old primary school teacher was a total you know what especially my 5th class teacher |
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Dotty128
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:57 PM |
| I was trying to put up my hand to ask my teacher something and I accidently touched her leg. |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:57 PM |
"When I bent down, picked something up and saw my 23-year old teacher staring at me there and smiling."
was he hot? |
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| 04 Feb 2015 02:58 PM |
@dotty you must be very short or they must be very tall XD
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