timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 02:51 AM |
I want her to shut the fwck up during class? Seriously, I'm trying to do a worksheet, and then she starts ranting on about how her cat caught and killed a lizard the other day as if anyone in the class gives a rat's ass. And she's been unable to shut up for nearly 2 years by now. I already tried asking politely and punc/hing her in the face, neither worked.
What do I do? |
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MrStilts
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| 03 Feb 2015 03:54 AM |
| Well, have you tried mentioning how her new dress makes her look fat? |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 05:34 AM |
| Stilts, how would I even see any of anyone's casual clothing? |
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| 03 Feb 2015 05:41 AM |
Find a darker girl Tell her that girl you dislike hates her weave Watch as the darker girl pummels her Sip coffee |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 05:43 AM |
| Err... Huge, in case you haven't noticed by my timezone, I live in the middle of east asia... |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 05:57 AM |
| Grumpy, I've considered it, then I realized that there's no way I could pull it off without there being witnesses, security cameras or evidence that mysteriously points towards me. |
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:02 AM |
Gives. A knife. Ski mask to control hair. Cover all skin with clothing. Make sure your knife is like a generic pocket knife or cheapy generic flip.
Find her address. Learn her schedule. Catch her walking home one night. Gut her in alley and leave the blade. Take the purse or whatever she keeps money in.
Looks like a mugging gone bad. Most big city muggings are untraceable without witnesses and even more so with the precautions I've just detailed to you.
I'm afraid of myself now...I can put murder perfectly...brb getting therapy. |
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PawzKat
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:05 AM |
| Straight to the face, there's no need to be smooth with her. |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:08 AM |
I'd need a license for a pocket knife
Apartment buildings and tax - ... Wait a minute, get the hell out, Soard. Nobody likes you. Forgot entirely about that alt, I thought I had it permabanned. |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:10 AM |
"Straight to the face, there's no need to be smooth with her."
Attempted all sorts of ordinary direct talking. I'd need to find incentive, and, quite simply, if I damaged her good eye (The one that I haven't already damaged) she'd likely sue. |
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PawzKat
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:12 AM |
| So you've told her; You need to shut the f--- up." right to her face? |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:14 AM |
Multiple times.
Here's my typical approach to problem solving in situations where the other person is the problem
1) Ask them politely to stop. No need to make enemies.
2) Tell them rudely to stop.
3) Threaten to punch them in the face.
4) Punch them in the face.
My method didn't work. |
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PawzKat
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:19 AM |
| Well, I suppose getting rid of her could work. You'll have to knock her out before you actually do anything, though, so she can't scratch ye and get some skin stuck under her fingernails. |
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| 03 Feb 2015 06:19 AM |
You got the first banned.
This is Mark two.
I can easily keep going.
Mark three.
Mark four.
Mark five.
You get the idea.
Grumpyfigget is legion. |
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| 03 Feb 2015 07:41 AM |
^
i do agree
you can just blackmail everyone else, it's fine |
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:02 AM |
Find a emo girl
tell her this "Well this girl in are class is talking dirt about you, she calls you a slob. ugly fat, just saying :P"
"You've put me in a forum simulator Thanks EveryThingIsMacbre."-UrTotallyRight |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:04 AM |
| Err... Cool, I have no idea what the hell that means. |
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PawzKat
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:05 AM |
| Hire an assassin to take her out. |
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:07 AM |
...
"You've put me in a forum simulator Thanks EveryThingIsMacbre."-UrTotallyRight |
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:13 AM |
I'd insult her cat
That'll teach her |
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timpookie
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:15 AM |
Pawz, in all seriousness, I need something legal. Although I'm not joking about the thing involving the injury to the skull around the orbits of the eye, I can get rather violent when aggravated, and she broke a 6-month old pair of Skull Candy headphones that I was wearing while playing Spore.
Cool, do you mind explaining what the hell that means in English?
WiFi, that's not a bad idea... |
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:16 AM |
Tim i only speak English...
"You've put me in a forum simulator Thanks EveryThingIsMacbre."-UrTotallyRight |
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| 03 Feb 2015 08:28 AM |
You only talk English?
Where the hell do you live |
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