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| 02 Feb 2015 04:02 PM |
They're out there.
Male mods in white suits up before me to show internet history on "The Next Level" and get it deleted before I can catch them.
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He stands looking at us, rocking back in his blue, and he laughs and laughs. He laces his fingers over his belly without taking his thumbs out of his pockets. I see how big and beat up his hands are. Everybody on in the subforum, mods, alts, and all, is stunned dumb by him and his laughing. There's no move to stop him, no move to say anything. He laughs till he's finished for a time, and he walks on into the day room. Even when he isn't laughing, that laughing sound hovers around him, the way the sound hovers around a big bell just quit ringing—it's in his eyes, in the way he smiles and swaggers, in the way he talks.
“My name is Boeing, buddies, Boeing717, and I'm an elegant fool.” He winks and sings a little piece of a song: “'I'm searching for my mainline! I couldn't hit it sideways!” and laughs again.
He walks to one of the OT Parties, tips an trashposters's cards up with a thick, heavy finger, and squints at the hand and shakes his head.
“Yessir, that's what I came to this establishment for, to bring you birds fun an' entertainment around the gamin' table. Nobody left in ATR to make my days interesting any more, so I requested a transfer, ya see. Needed some new blood. Hooee, look at the way this alt holds his cards, showin' to everybody on the internet; man! I'll trim you babies like little lambs.”
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Boeing717
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| 02 Feb 2015 04:04 PM |
laughed at the sister ray part
also the bull goose loony part should have been put in |
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| 02 Feb 2015 04:04 PM |
let's make mse6 nurse ratched
heartstrings can be candy or something |
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Qwazilla
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| 02 Feb 2015 04:07 PM |
| I remember totally not reading that book |
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| 02 Feb 2015 04:22 PM |
qwaz
you should have read it it was really good imo |
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