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| 01 Feb 2015 04:16 PM |
I mean, they're just your classmates... and yet you are observing one another feast. Showing humanity's true nature --- the divine right to satiate their hunger...
You're not friends with somebody until you've eaten with them. |
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81cheney
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:17 PM |
| I whack food out of their hands. |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:17 PM |
| well i eat my friends does that count |
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3rdalty
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:18 PM |
i got beaten with a deep-friend grilled cheese.
made with 61% lard |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:24 PM |
You see, such bonds we forge over our mid day meal...
To watch your friend's mouth open, their eyes directly on that piece of food... as they absentmindedly speak with their mouth full... |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:25 PM |
You're trying too hard to seem profound.
/r/iamverysmart |
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3rdalty
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:25 PM |
| thennnnnnn they start doing 69 together |
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Ouendan
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:26 PM |
I read this as if NisiOisiN wrote it
I laughed hard god dammit |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:26 PM |
'hey diamond hows your sandwich'
'good'
'thats good'
Beautiful moments like these... |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:29 PM |
*GRABS FORK* *PICKS UP CHICKEN* *STARES AT CHICKEN BEING FORKED INTENSLY* *POKES AT CHICKEN WITH FORK UNTIL YOU GET A PIECE* *PEICE IS THE SIZE OF A STRING* *STILL EATS* *PERSON ACROSS FROM YOU STARES AT YOU WEIRDLY*
true story |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:32 PM |
@Slender
You see, your story is one of many of connections formed by exchanging saliva with a sandwich with people nearby.
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Sankoro
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:34 PM |
| "I LIKE TO WATCH YOUR MOUTHBONES SHRED THE MEAT, FELLOW CLASSMATE" |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:46 PM |
mmm them mouth bones
just imagine sitting in front of that crush
as crush watches you absent mindedly pick at your salad he smiles and says 'yes' 'i like consuming goods as well' |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:48 PM |
I've eaten out a few of my friends before.
Yummmm. |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:49 PM |
| no matter what you are eating, it shalt forever augur a bond between u and ur pupils |
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Sankoro
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:53 PM |
Dude, no You gotta like, lean over their food, and breathe heavily on it. Then look up, stare them straight in the eyes and say "I ENJOY THE MOUTHFOOD TOO" |
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| 01 Feb 2015 04:53 PM |
when i was in 6th grade i used to have this large group of friends and we'd all eat 2gether and throw food at eachother one time my mom packed me this gross sandwhich (i mean pb+j on a hamburger roll?? who even DOES that) so i threw it so hard it hit the back of another kid's head
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| 01 Feb 2015 05:02 PM |
pea that is a beautiful story again, one of the many ways we bond during mandatory feast time
i too enjoy leaning in on my companion's edibles |
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