Snaili
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:46 AM |
| This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all. |
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Skyaotic
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| Joined: 16 May 2012 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:47 AM |
| brb, going to KFC to steal watermelons |
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:52 AM |
We interrupt our programming. This is a National Emergency. Important Instructions will follow.
This is an Emergency Action Notification. All broadcast stations and cable systems shall transmit this Emergency Action Notification message. This station has interrupted its regular programming at the request of the United States office of Civil Defense to participate in the Emergency Alert System. During this emergency, most stations will remain on the air, providing news and information to the public in assigned areas. This is KTVS, we will continue to serve the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. If you are not in this local area, You should tune in to stations providing news and information for YOUR local area. You are listening to the Emergency Alert System serving the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. Do not use your telephone. The telephone lines should be kept open for emergency use. The Emergency Alert System has been activated. |
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Avecy
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| Joined: 07 Oct 2014 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:52 AM |
THEY HAVE WATERMELON AT KFC?
i aint got no type fat women is the only thing that i like |
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iiSealzz
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| Joined: 22 Dec 2012 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:52 AM |
*gets on green tee shirt* *grabs spud gun* *wears four leaf clover in hair* you just got Irish'd
*K.K. Bubblegum plays* |
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DrForce
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| Joined: 29 Sep 2013 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:55 AM |
| Brb getting the "fun" dungeon set up. |
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Skyaotic
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:56 AM |
@ave it was a joke and reference to black stereotypes |
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Avecy
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:58 AM |
IT WASNT A VERY GOOD JOKE BUT GOOD TRY
i aint got no type fat women is the only thing that i like |
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| 01 Feb 2015 12:58 AM |
"may God be with you all"
now why the heck would they make the purge in the first place if they wanted god to be with them |
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Snaili
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| 01 Feb 2015 05:52 PM |
@H3li They explain why in the movie. |
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| 01 Feb 2015 05:57 PM |
We interrupt our programming. This is a swag emergency. Important Instructions will follow.
This is a swag emergency Notification. All broadcast stations and cable systems shall transmit this swag emergency Notification message. This station has interrupted its regular programming at the request of the United States office of Civil Defense to participate in the swag emergency System. During this emergency, most stations will remain on the air, providing news and information to the public in assigned areas. This is SWAG, we will continue to serve the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. If you are not in this local area, You should tune in to stations providing news and information for YOUR local area. You are listening to the swag emergency System serving the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. Do not use your telephone. The telephone lines should be kept open for swag use. The swag emergency System has been activated. |
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Breeze213
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| Joined: 19 Jul 2014 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 05:58 PM |
fuq yeah
here i come chipotle and starbucks |
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Zarcasm
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| Joined: 12 Mar 2012 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 05:59 PM |
im stealin taco's from taco bell
#Mexicanpride |
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Gingyr
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| Joined: 17 May 2014 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 06:01 PM |
*Reposts 10 times to gain immunity from the Purge* Totally works ^ |
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instawin
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| 01 Feb 2015 06:01 PM |
out of curiosity, what would a government official of rank 10 be? |
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instawin
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| 01 Feb 2015 06:02 PM |
well good thing I have cruiser missiles and proper launchers in my basement and I live in a castle and I'm not in the US or Earth |
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| 01 Feb 2015 06:09 PM |
| This is [not] a troll. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Trollfest sanctioned by the North Korean Government. Weapons of every class including nukes have been authorized for use during the Trollfest. No weapons are restricted. Mods have been granted immunity from the Trollfest and shall not be trolled. Commencing at the annoying banner at the top of your screen, any and all things not allowed on ROBLOX, including OD'ing, will be allowed for 12 continuous hours. Mods, minimods, and the report button will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Trollfest concludes. Blessed be our OT'ers and ROBLOX, a game reborn. May God be with you all. |
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Relik420
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| Joined: 13 Oct 2013 |
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| 01 Feb 2015 06:10 PM |
WTF IM WATCHING THE PURGE ANARCHY RIGHT NOW.......
ADHD isn't all bad, I mean... oh hey look a squirrel! (◑ₒ◑) |
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| 01 Feb 2015 06:10 PM |
steal all the kfc chicken
"I cocked that joint back and banged on him" -James Johnson |
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imgurian
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Snaili
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Eatricity
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| Joined: 14 Sep 2015 |
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| 04 Oct 2015 04:34 PM |
INteresting.
#code roblox.Post:connect(function() print("+1")) -- +4,643 Aetricity's alt |
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