isc88
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| 30 Jan 2015 01:49 PM |
I came home to find the pitter patter of mountain dew on my window. Then I realized it was mountain dew snow. I thought to myself, Why not go outside, it is the perfect time of day to take a leak in the snow. I did so and felt much better. Then i decided to go inside and enjoy carbonated mountain dew with my pet doge. I noscoped some newbs on the xbox1337. Squeakers hated me on the microphone. I said go jump in a septic tank skrubs. I grabbed a chainsaw, sat it on my lap, and started watching thomas the mlg engine. I celebrate when this show goes on and cut my house up while the intro starts. I revealed myself to my friends after the show. I'm a pineapple colored burping irish brown cat named Spewn who lives in a tree house with a pig and chicken named Max and James.I proceeded to order some cookies. i said: I win! wheres my cookie? I better not get that raisin stuff, I want chocolate! Or bacon, better not be Canadian bacon. I went to go play my new playstation9001. When i got on, I recruited some noobs and told them the following: Iz that snipars? In the glazzezes? I think it iz. He invited me to be in his Fase clan but I said no. I'm a solo gamer. Message me if ur interested in joining my clan. They raged again and i said leoel oleol oelol eol eloe loelo elo leoelo faze clan is fer da skrubiest skrubs lel u haz nu skill. I proceeded to gou super sayen and my power level was exactly 91337 and i made it rain bullets made out of mlg mountain dew. |
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Zeryle
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| 30 Jan 2015 01:49 PM |
get the bloody hell out
now!
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Tappier
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Slyconrad
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| Joined: 11 May 2012 |
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| 30 Jan 2015 01:51 PM |
| cheekiichaps did not ask for this |
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