ssempre
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:19 PM |
| like they could take me out theyre so gross i told her to cut them and she got really mad |
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jrad217
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:20 PM |
When I dislocated my kneecap and went to the hospital, they took me to ER and the first thing the nurse there said was "Wow, you have long fingers!"
I cri T-T |
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ssempre
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:23 PM |
| yo i dislocated my kneecap once too |
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Ouendan
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:25 PM |
"When I dislocated my kneecap and went to the hospital, they took me to ER and the first thing the nurse there said was "Wow, you have long fingers!""
The time they took my tonsils out all they could notice is that I was double jointed on both arms qq |
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Qwazilla
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:30 PM |
I have a fingernail that is almost completely black It's also horribly bent
They said it was supposed to fall off but it has been months now |
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Ouendan
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:31 PM |
"I have a fingernail that is almost completely black It's also horribly bent
They said it was supposed to fall off but it has been months now"
Fungus contaminated? |
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Qwazilla
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:34 PM |
"Fungus contaminated?"
I slammed it in a truck door It's all hard dried blood underneath the nail All malformed because I slammed it pretty hard
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Ouendan
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:35 PM |
Jesus Christ won't you do anything about it? |
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fitemenub
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:35 PM |
GANGRENE
[Apieceofabrick120 riplol] [ https://twitter.com/Apieceofabrick/status/543975042736848897 ] |
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Qwazilla
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:37 PM |
"Jesus Christ won't you do anything about it?"
No I'm just waiting for it to be accidentally ripped off or something I also get a kick out of seeing people gagging when they look at it |
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jrad217
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:37 PM |
"I slammed it in a truck door It's all hard dried blood underneath the nail All malformed because I slammed it pretty hard"
"blood" "malformed"
Okay, that's enough Internet for today. Besides, it 11:37 PM where I live.
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Ouendan
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:39 PM |
"No I'm just waiting for it to be accidentally ripped off or something I also get a kick out of seeing people gagging when they look at it"
It'll have to happen eventually and hey, you just made that jrad gag without even seeing it |
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:40 PM |
| Imma guess she doesn't give good handies? |
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Qwazilla
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:42 PM |
"It'll have to happen eventually"
I'm also waiting for it to grow out to the point where the entire nail is black and the bend is in the middle As of now about 70% is blackened and the deep crevice of the bend is at the start of the nail It just gets grosser everyday
"and hey, you just made that jrad gag without even seeing it"
And I didn't even mention my many offers to people to eat it for ten bucks |
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:42 PM |
Eat dem.
If life throws you lemons, then throw them back! If Chuck Norris throws you lemons, say, "Thank you!" |
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ssempre
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:43 PM |
i jokingly called her wolverine and she got sooo mad omfg
then i gave her a nail clipper and she got even more mad and now every time i get up my dad gets up and blocks me from her like why ?? shes the danger shes the one with the talons |
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Ouendan
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:43 PM |
Damn man that's pretty rad and cruel $10 is a bit too stingy though but they'll always get the kicks from thinking about eating it it's a trick hah |
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Ouendan
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:45 PM |
"i jokingly called her wolverine and she got sooo mad omfg
then i gave her a nail clipper and she got even more mad and now every time i get up my dad gets up and blocks me from her like why ?? shes the danger shes the one with the talons"
can she use touch screens correctly |
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:45 PM |
cut them while she sleeps
...just like op. |
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Qwazilla
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:45 PM |
"Damn man that's pretty rad and cruel $10 is a bit too stingy though but they'll always get the kicks from thinking about eating it it's a trick hah"
It's a shame though, no one has taken my offer I mean, ten bucks is ten bucks What's the difference between my nail and a painted one? |
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Ouendan
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| 28 Jan 2015 10:47 PM |
"It's a shame though, no one has taken my offer I mean, ten bucks is ten bucks What's the difference between my nail and a painted one?"
it's because it's black indirect racism!!!
but really, that sounds cool to do making people feel disgusting while you just laugh |
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ssempre
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| 28 Jan 2015 11:28 PM |
"can she use touch screens correctly"
she accidentally broke her pointer fingernail so its shorter than the rest
but her thumb oh my god its sooo long |
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