universxl
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| 25 Jan 2015 11:24 PM |
| I'm the reason my mom runs out of lotion so quickly. |
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universxl
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| 25 Jan 2015 11:25 PM |
| I love to moisturize my skin. |
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| 25 Jan 2015 11:30 PM |
"I'm the reason my mom runs out of lotion so quickly."
do you do master bait at ODers
smell my vladimir booty |
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mgmt13
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| 25 Jan 2015 11:30 PM |
| maroon 5 is a secret guilty pleasure of mine |
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| 25 Jan 2015 11:30 PM |
| you sure it's not cuz your mom has a square mile of skin to cover with lotion |
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Qwazilla
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| 25 Jan 2015 11:33 PM |
"you sure it's not cuz your mom has a square mile of skin to cover with lotion"
Reported
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:35 AM |
| i love the smell of hair spray |
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:40 AM |
| I please myself with anything I can find even remotely phallic, like things family uses regularly. I clean them rigorusly of course. I don't think anyone has noticed. This seems so terrible now that I describe it to OT. |
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Ouendan
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:43 AM |
I have a variety of home made fleshlights I've attempted to kill my mother, but never put the plan in action |
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:45 AM |
| There have been these tiny moths flying around my computer I see one like once a week. I have been killing each of them with a cup on my desk and putting their dead bodies on the wall to see how many I can collect |
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Qwazilla
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:45 AM |
"I have a variety of home made fleshlights I've attempted to kill my mother, but never put the plan in action"
dude what |
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:46 AM |
i like 'aqua'
slinging metaphor faster than yahtzee |
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Gamelon
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:47 AM |
i was paid to kiss someone
twice |
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:47 AM |
« There have been these tiny moths flying around my computer I see one like once a week. I have been killing each of them with a cup on my desk and putting their dead bodies on the wall to see how many I can collect »
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cool. |
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Ouendan
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:47 AM |
Yeaah I mean it's a confession thread, right?
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:49 AM |
« i was paid to kiss someone »
I was paid to have full intercourse once. It was equivalent to 300 American dollars. Not bad. |
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Ouendan
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:51 AM |
"I was paid to have full intercourse once. It was equivalent to 300 American dollars. Not bad."
BASED thread winner |
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| 26 Jan 2015 12:52 AM |
| when my mom isn't home i like to watch tv and eat on the couch. |
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universxl
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| 26 Jan 2015 08:05 AM |
| Jesus Christ I thought I was weird |
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| 26 Jan 2015 09:39 AM |
| is the lotion pink animal cracker lotion |
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universxl
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| 26 Jan 2015 09:42 AM |
| Amazin!, I just read all of your comments! I need to clean my eyes for a while! :D |
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universxl
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