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| 23 Jan 2015 10:49 PM |
go.
"I don't have to be careful, I have a gun!" |
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GoshiDoll
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| 23 Jan 2015 10:52 PM |
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He's never gonna give you Up. |
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| 23 Jan 2015 10:53 PM |
| People hate Frozen because it's cool. |
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GoshiDoll
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:06 PM |
| did u hear about the guys whos left side was cut off? hes all RIGHT now |
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:07 PM |
| when i was younger i wanted to be a banker but then i lost interest |
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:08 PM |
| The math book is suffering from depression, it has too many problems. |
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Srengsina
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:19 PM |
now that's a PUNishment!
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? |
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paylay
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:22 PM |
A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
~ The Quebec City City of Quebec City ~ |
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:24 PM |
How did the constipated physics professor solve his problem?
He worked it out with a pencil. |
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Limitex
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:31 PM |
If you wake up late, you'll be russian
If I do, Soviet |
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Gamelon
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:33 PM |
why didn't the sun go to college?
because it already had a million degrees |
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paylay
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:34 PM |
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
~ The Quebec City City of Quebec City ~ |
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:34 PM |
Why don't farmers make good comedians?
They tell corny jokes |
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:35 PM |
a man walks into a bar
a dyslexic man walks into a bra |
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Noitacinu
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:37 PM |
How did the hipster accidentally suffered a high-level degree burn from drinking coffee?
Because he drank it before it was cool.
--http://youtu.be/hod0WtYE4SA?t=1s <--What's good!? (Add Unication's post count to this account) |
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drakeh
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:42 PM |
| there was a sign outside the drug rehab center that said "keep of the grass" |
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:53 PM |
I tried drawing Manga with a broken pencil it was pointless
"I don't have to be careful, I have a gun!" |
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| 23 Jan 2015 11:57 PM |
why didn't the cow cross the road
it was behooved to |
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fur911
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| 24 Jan 2015 12:00 AM |
Skeleton puns are a bit bad, tibia honest.
But alteast they're humerus, but you can honestly just see right though them. |
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Noitacinu
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| 24 Jan 2015 12:01 AM |
@ fur911 My siggy.
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| 24 Jan 2015 12:01 AM |
Just let it go.Let this post go, let it go!!
Hi™ |
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