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| 17 Jan 2015 06:30 AM |
| i went up to him and said "what's 9 plus 10?" and he said "21", so i punched him right in the face , then karate chopped his neck causing him to bend down. i then knee'd him in the stomach and slammed him into the lockers, then some of his friends tried to beat me up, but i karate kicked one of them in the chest and he fell back while i picked up another and swung him around, knocking down some of the others. i was then tackled but i picked that kid up and rammed him head first into the locker. the kid i karate kicked got up and i ran up to him and got him in a choke hold while i proceeded to punch him in the face. i did a backflip and landed on top of another kid and kicked his neck, knocking him out easily. the rest of the kids retreated and i looked dead at the principal, watching in awe and i said "19". |
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zeldu22
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:30 AM |
wtf
Enjoy your five long nights Kick back and grab a slice if you get hurt on the job We cannot cover your loss Make it to 6 and you'll be fine |
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coldkitt
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:31 AM |
kek
All toasters,toast toast. |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:32 AM |
| And I'mSuperman but MI6 Say I'm Batman. |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:32 AM |
i forgot to leave out that there was another kid who came running at me and i kicked him in the face, then karate chopped his neck
no one died |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:33 AM |
nice fairy tale/
1 less prblem |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:35 AM |
now, you're going to the principal's office deal with it
desu |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:37 AM |
"now, you're going to the principal's office deal with it"
the police took me away and my mom just bailed me out of jail |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:46 AM |
m8 this is b8 no h8
| The Force Awakens || Star Wars || May the force be with you |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:48 AM |
i have an opinion. this is great. let's start a flame war now!
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:55 AM |
"m8 this is b8 no h8"
im dead serious |
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:56 AM |
| the only thing I believed that you punched him in the face. |
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paylay
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| 17 Jan 2015 06:58 AM |
So you are saying you are a murdering and are going to jail now?
~ The Quebec City City of Quebec City ~ |
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:00 AM |
"So you are saying you are a murdering and are going to jail now?"
none of them died i got arrested and was in the cell for 4 hours until my mom bailed me out if she hadnt paid the 3,000 dollars i wouldve spent like 3 months in jail |
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paylay
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:00 AM |
"none of them died"
You lie. "i looked dead at the principal"
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:01 AM |
"You lie. "i looked dead at the principal""
oh god, are you this stupid? |
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paylay
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:04 AM |
I swear I have terribad dyslexia. I read that sentence as "I looked at the dead principle.
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:06 AM |
"I swear I have terribad dyslexia. I read that sentence as "I looked at the dead principle."
ight ok then |
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:07 AM |
| I WAS THERE, THEN HE TOOK 1 KID TOSSED HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW THEN BODY SLAMMED HIM, THEN A TEACHER LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW SO HE CAN UP AND KARATE KICKED HER IT WAS SO KEWL |
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paylay
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:07 AM |
Yeah, sorry bout that.
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:07 AM |
"I WAS THERE, THEN HE TOOK 1 KID TOSSED HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW THEN BODY SLAMMED HIM, THEN A TEACHER LOOKED OUT OF THE WINDOW SO HE CAN UP AND KARATE KICKED HER IT WAS SO KEWL"
i left this part out for a reason |
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:10 AM |
| Reminds me of that time when this kid insulted my mom so I threw him through 7 walls. |
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| 17 Jan 2015 07:12 AM |
"Reminds me of that time when this kid insulted my mom so I threw him through 7 walls."
one time someone laughed at me and i wasnt joking so i slammed him through a thick shard of glass |
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