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| 15 Jan 2015 10:11 PM |
| When I was little in a day care this stupid kid was kicking the back of my chair and he wouldnt stop so I stood up, took his hat off he was wearing, and beat the sht out of him with it |
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:12 PM |
My girl fwiend, I found her on roblox and she gave me her xbox gamertag and we met irl.
Yup true story. |
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:12 PM |
| There once was an egg, he died, the end. |
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:13 PM |
| tell me greentext stories... |
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shockage
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:15 PM |
| today at lunch in our school cafeteria someone brought sushi samples to give out and they came with wassabi so someone put down 20 dollars down in the middle of the table for dylan to snort wassabi but then dylan actually did it and his face turned bright red and he ran out of the cafeteria and choked his nose but he was never seen ago so i just took the 20 dollars |
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stix7
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:15 PM |
| my master am i apart of the fam now sr |
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:16 PM |
i went 2 go the barber
he tried 2 cut my hair...
he blew up.. |
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:18 PM |
>I was only 9 years old >I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a f aggot >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek >I called him a cu nt >He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep >I'm crying now, and my face hurts >I lay in bed and it's really cold >Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me >It's Shrek >I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp." >He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek >He penetrates my butt-hole >It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water >I push against his force >I want to please Shrek >He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love >My dad walks in >Shrek looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now." >Shrek leaves through my window >Shrek is love. Shrek is life. |
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ShadowSTR
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:19 PM |
| this one time i thought a crow was going to kill me and my friend so we had to run away to the stang |
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Sensed
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:20 PM |
O_O
once my friend and i were walking home and he threw a stick at a bird.
it fell.
then he poked it. |
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shockage
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:22 PM |
once upon a time augite existed
then he stopped |
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stix7
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:24 PM |
It was storm winter day there parents couldn't be home so they got a dog when there parents left she was playing on her phone and put her hand under the bed to let the dog lick her the dog kept licking her, until the girl heard a noise out of the hallways it sounded as a pipe leaked she couldn't find it so she went back to her bed she kept hearing noses and she didn't know where they came from until she cheacked the cupboard with the dogs head cut off and a note that said "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO" |
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:26 PM |
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under? Screams but no one seems to hear a thing Do you know that there's still a chance for you 'Cause there's a spark in you?
You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine Just own the night like the 4th of July
'Cause, baby, you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah" As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah" You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe
You don't have to feel like a wasted space You're original, cannot be replaced If you only knew what the future holds After a hurricane comes a rainbow
Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow And when it's time you'll know
You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine Just own the night like the 4th of July
'Cause, baby, you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah" As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah" You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe
Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon It's always been inside of you, you, you And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough
'Cause, baby, you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah" As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah" You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe
Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
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Adam335
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| 15 Jan 2015 10:27 PM |
that was beautiful brian
*tear*
If you ain't first, you're last. |
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