s345
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:42 PM |
you are a cop
you see 3 ppl walking down the street
do you:
a: shoot them b: run them over c: do nothing d: flash ur headlights and strobe lights at them e: all of the above |
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:44 PM |
| jk depends on whether it's a cross walk or not |
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Mantine55
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s345
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:44 PM |
you hit the gas and run them over, they die
what now?
a: do it again b: look for someone else to run over c: call backup and tell them 3 people just ran themselves over
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mycheeze
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RedStyles
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s345
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:46 PM |
"dispatch, 3 people just ran themselves over"
dispatch asks you how it was possible and that they are sending more units
now what:
a: cancel backup and tell them it was a prank
b: say "10-4"
c: use some excuses as to how they ran themselves over |
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mycheeze
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s345
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:50 PM |
"hahahaha u losers it was a prank xd"
they tell you not to do it again
now what
a: do it again b: go to a fast food restaurant and see what damage u can do c: pull over your crush |
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mycheeze
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:50 PM |
I can't pick between b & c, but b probs.
I don't want 2 take the chance of 'ogm your soda crush'
filthy maggot. |
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:51 PM |
c
slinging metaphor faster than yahtzee ~ vengencevinnys gost for a day |
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s345
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:53 PM |
you go to mcdonalds
do you:
a: arrest a customer because you can b: tase a customer c: shoot a customer d: drive your car into the lobby and say: "nice drive thru, can i order here?" e: buy some food |
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mycheeze
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:55 PM |
| d: drive your car into the lobby and say: "nice drive thru, can i order here?" |
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s345
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:56 PM |
you go into mcdonalds and WOAH SOMEONE JUST PICKED UP THEIR DRINK, YOU SAY:
"DROP THE GUNNONONO" BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM
you kill the customer
now what:
a: say: "well, my job here is done" and leave b: reload and shoot some more c: call backup as if he actually had a gun d: put the gun up and act as if nothing happened
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:57 PM |
c
slinging metaphor faster than yahtzee ~ vengencevinnys gost for a day |
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s345
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| 12 Jan 2015 09:59 PM |
"DISPATCH, SOMEONE PULLED A GUN ON ME I SHOT THE SUBJECT"
backup arrives and they tell you you can leave
later, you are cleared from any wrongdoing and u can go back to work
you also start hundreds of ferguson-style protests against you and other police
you approach the protesters
do you:
a-shoot them all b-run them all over c-do nothing d-pull over your crush e-repeat what you just did |
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