chukl
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| 11 Jan 2015 12:10 PM |
Chukl for House of Representatives (Special Elections) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- {Introduction} Hello every citizen of the United States. I'm chukl and I'm asking you to support me in my campaign for a job in the House of Representatives(I'm also a democrat). I know all parts of this government, I know the law enforcement part of the government and the political sides of this government. I'm an ambassador and I'm in the USCP. I can use my knowledge of politics, law enforcement, and your input to make decisions in the house. Lastly, I want you to know I'm going to work with congress, not against it. Next you're going to read my goals and I want you to know if you don't see a goal you want, PM me. I'll make it happen. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- {Main Goals} As a representative I will make these goals happen:
1. Reduce Crime
2. Make better job opportunities for unemployed citizens
3. Work with congress, not against congress
- If you don't see the goal you want to see, PM me! I'll make it happen! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ {Achieving These Goals}
1. Reduce Crime: I have asked criminals why they commit crimes and the most common response is that there's nothing to do! We need to create jobs and activities in places like D.C. so citizens don't turn to a gun and decided to shoot people! Another way of reducing crime is to make the prison nicer! Usually, criminals get angry of being in a square for 2 minutes, so they want revenge! We need to add something to do in prison so the criminals don't want revenge! Think about it!
2. Making Better job opportunities: As you read in the last goal, jobs for unemployed citizens could change USA! Yes, this goal will be hard, however, I know this can be achieved! Most citizens find tryouts hard, so lets make tryouts a bit easier! Make it so citizens can get into organizations in other ways! There are so many qualified people in USA who find tryouts impossible! I will work with congress to create other ways into agencies besides tryouts.
3. Work with congress, not against congress: I will do this by doing the things ever Congressman/Congresswoman should do. -Attending all meetings -Answer all messages from the people -Asking why instead of No -Just being an overall nice person!
-Tell me if there's anything else you want me to do(In a PM) to achieve any of these goals or your goals! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ {Conclusion} It's time for change. It's time for your voices to be heard. Reply "Support" to this forum thread so we can get 15 votes! Thanks for taking the time to read this and don't forget to vote chukl for once the ballet's out! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thanks's everyone ~ Chukl |
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david6006
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| 11 Jan 2015 12:19 PM |
I give this speech a 2/10.
Here's why.
First off, I doubt you know 'all parts of the government.' If you'd like to test this, hit me up and we'll go to a game and I'll ask you for definitions of different terms like Jury Nullification and the Presidential Line of Succession, blah blah, without using google.
Second, we have 30 agencies. Only like, 4 of them are actually needed at DC/LV/NYC. You want to make more?
Okay, lets say you did make more. You think directors are gonna let in criminals? I'm a cabinet member, I've been a Director, Deputy, or Secretary in an agency on every presidential term since January 2014. I get shrekt by criminals who shoot at me. If criminals actually WANTED to join an agency, considering that I've gotten so far and being so bad at guns and obbies, they can easily pass a tryout.
Also, Congress can't change DC. Only the Developers can change DC, even pathway is having trouble asking Devs to add a few buildings. You want more activities? No.
Your plan also includes changing the prison so it looks nicer? We're going to give morons who shoot at cops an opulent palace? They don't kill people because they're angry at how the jail looks like. Congress can't change DC [2]
Third, we need hard tryouts. If tryouts were easy then there would be a chance that I'd be better at fighting than the SS who protect me (and I have 40,000 wipeouts, jesus). If tryouts were easier then more criminals would be able to rogue in them.
Last, you're supposed to work with congress as a congressman. Your final plan is to "do your job" which is what you're supposed to do in the first place.
I give this speech a 2 declaration of independence out of 10. |
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chukl
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| 11 Jan 2015 12:24 PM |
Would support, but you slandered mine.
No support. |
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