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| 10 Jan 2015 07:28 PM |
It was another salty morning in the town of ROBLOXIA, where Evan was trying to pick up yet another hook at the local dumpster. He was down on his luck since his sister rejected him for the fifth time, after she caught him cheating on him with Polymorphic. As he was singing Adele to himself, he looked down the street and happened upon two young women, laughing and caring on like they weren't about to be brutally murdered.
He parked his car next to them, and rolled down his window. Evan then said,
"Are you two ladies looking for a ride on the cancerous dream boat?"
They both looked at him, looked at eachother, then got in his car, a beat up van with a rusty old mattress lying in the back.
"How ya doing there, uh, scruffy? Call me Biood." Said the blonde.
"Call me Apple, because I'm a redhead." Said the redhead.
After setting down in his car, Evan began to drive down the road, towards the woods. It was a pretty awkward drive, it being so quiet. He began to work his hand up the leg of his stick shift, then went into the second gear. He then began to slow down, as a old shack came into view to the right of them in the woods.
"Well ladies, this is where we get off, if you know what I mean." Said the smooth operator as he escorted them out of the car. A slip of paper fell out of the car as they were getting out, and Apple reached down to pick it up.
"What's this? A certificate of fake canc-" Apple was cut off as Evan grabbed it and threw it in the car, and began to push them towards the shack. When they got up to the entrance, there was a rotting smell coming from it. Evan moved the door open, and inside made the two girls freak out.
"What is that?!" Screamed Apple and Biood.
Inside was the now rotting body of Rainway, as Evan forgot to leave food and water for his pet to stay alive.
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Gbronzed
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| 10 Jan 2015 07:31 PM |
| Oh dear mother of god, if you actually make one with me and false that would be horrible. |
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| 10 Jan 2015 07:31 PM |
You're next Vector!
Also who is false? Falsewarrior? |
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| 10 Jan 2015 08:05 PM |
LOL DYING also playing borderlands 2 yay
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| 10 Jan 2015 08:12 PM |
You lost me at Adele.
Just one of the many reasons I'm going to hell. - Cubyfan2 & Cubyfan22 | Add 23,481 Posts |
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Qivr
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| 10 Jan 2015 08:15 PM |
Ima bump this so much 10/10 |
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| 10 Jan 2015 09:54 PM |
LOL indeed...
"L O L" indeed............................................................................
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Cybersius
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| 10 Jan 2015 09:56 PM |
Add me in with Vector
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| 10 Jan 2015 10:03 PM |
"Call me Apple, because I'm a redhead." Said the redhead."
CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGE |
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| 10 Jan 2015 10:04 PM |
@Evan
I put Adele in there because of that video of you singing "Rolling in the Deep". |
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| 12 Jan 2015 08:34 AM |
omg
The Prince of Darkness, the Phantom Prophet of Frost and Fire |
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