slasherx2
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| 10 Jan 2015 04:53 PM |
I was walking one day through the Legal District, when I was suddenly attacked... By bandits! But these were no ordinary bandits, no.. They all were female, and had the most beautiful watermelons you have ever seen. I knew I would die, for I was unarmed, so I decided to have their melons as the last thought on my mind when I die. This caused me to get a massive stiffy. It got so big, it ripped through my pants! Impaling 5 of them! I swooped it to the side, decapitating all but 1. When I approached the last one, she said to me: "You have a very strong dong" Then, after penetrating her, she exploded and turned the whole town white. And I don't mean with snow.
And that is why they call me Strong Dong the Great. |
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destoried
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| 10 Jan 2015 04:54 PM |
yes sir!
Clans and Guilds War #2k15 |
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| 10 Jan 2015 04:54 PM |
9/10 - ign "hot and got me hard"
support now |
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slasherx2
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| 10 Jan 2015 04:57 PM |
| I have 3 rl friends who have similar stories like this, all relating to the bandits. |
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