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ArchaeOne is not online. ArchaeOne
Joined: 15 Nov 2009
Total Posts: 559
29 Dec 2014 02:29 AM
Hello my name is Archae and I am trying to hire a bounty-hunter. It all started last week it was early in the morning and I was very hungry. I decided to make a new meal Chocolate Pudmeal, it was chocolate pudding mixed with Quakers Oatmeal. As soon as I made it I turned around to get a spoon. Next thing you know Sammy Davis Jr. does a flying karate kick through my window and Bill Cosby walks in with a baseball bat. Sammy Davis Jr. uses his awesome karate skills to tie me up in one of those uncomfortable small plastic chairs that people get for kids to sit on he also tied me using that itchy rope that you get on your Christmas tree to tie it to your car. Bill Cosby using his baseball bat smashed all my valuables and punting my cat out the window. Sammy Davis Jr. said to me "Where is it!" I replied "What?" He then said "Where is the food of the gods? the ultimate recipe!" I said "You'll never find it!" He then turned around to see it badly tucked in my shirt. Sammy Davis Jr. tugged it from me, he called for Bill Cosby, Billy Cosby licked the pudding from the top and Sammy Davis rubbed the oatmeal over his hairy chest. Before they left on their majestic,Morgan Freeman faced,golden lion Bill Cosby called up Mamma June. Mamma June then sat on me thinking I'm a cheese ball scented chair and licked my arm. The police came after hearing reports of a loose walrus which was Mamma June. They ignored my calls for help coming from the basement and left. 1 week later my mother came home from her "couple hour" trip to the casino finding me tied up to a chair with soiled pants. She said "Where did I go wrong?" She then untied me. So here I am now tell you my story. If anyone can give me their bounty-hunter service to catch Bill Cosby and Sammy Davis Jr. please contact me, I have lots of money if a paperclip and plastic casino chips count. ~Archae, one of many victims of a Cosby Ambush
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ChristianPaul339 is not online. ChristianPaul339
Joined: 21 Feb 2014
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29 Dec 2014 02:30 AM
tl:dr
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ArchaeOne is not online. ArchaeOne
Joined: 15 Nov 2009
Total Posts: 559
10 Jan 2015 04:39 PM
I still need a bounty hunter of hitman I'll take both.
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ClassicShrek is online. ClassicShrek
Joined: 08 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 7983
10 Jan 2015 04:40 PM
what a wild ride
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