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| 08 Jan 2015 11:12 PM |
Your standing in a forest, it's night, there's a pile of leaves to your right, a rock with a circumference approximately 5' a few feet away from the pile, around you is a thick forest or oak trees. A small opening is to the right.
You can go right
Inventory: A lantern, oil |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:13 PM |
| You say "k" but no one can hear you. You hear a howl from behind you, you better get moving. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:15 PM |
| You open up the oil, about to drink it you think to your self, why the hell am I doing this, you put the lid back on and put it back in your bag. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:18 PM |
| Howling gets louder, you start to get cold. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:21 PM |
| Come on you guys don't like text adventures???? |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:24 PM |
| You ccan examine the rock or the leaves. Or go right |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:26 PM |
Be agender and walk out with swag and STYLE
And at the end of the story, the pineapple finally died. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:28 PM |
| As you were about to lay down on the leaves you fall through into a cave, the boulder rolls ontop of the hole and is blocking you from ever going that way again. You look around, there's cave paintings on the wall, a passage to the west. And a skeleton to the south, you can go south. |
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Zydunheit
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:32 PM |
fly to the moon and grab dubstep gun and come back
And at the end of the story, the pineapple finally died. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:34 PM |
| You try to fly to the moon but you realize you don't have a ship and you are on a carve. You hear what sounds to be a pack of wolves above you. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:39 PM |
You start to walk south, you die of ebolia a mixture of ebOla and amonia, you where also eaten by the wolves, they wolves didied from the amonia your dead carcass gave them, when they died plants grown out of them and another human harvested the plant and ate it, the human was infected with a mutated ebolia and everyone and everything got rekt.
Want to start over? |
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Zydunheit
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:40 PM |
START_OVER.exe HAS STOPPED WORKING I PROCEED TO RUN MLG_STAROVER_GGLIFE2016.exe
HERE WE GO
And at the end of the story, the pineapple finally died. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:41 PM |
Your standing in a forest, it's night, there's a pile of leaves to your right, a rock with a circumference approximately 5' a few feet away from the pile, around you is a thick forest or oak trees. A small opening is to the right.
You can go right
Inventory: A lantern, oil, and a blunt |
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Zydunheit
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:44 PM |
GRAB OIL, PUT IT IN THE SNIPER RIFLE, AND 360 NOSCOPE ALL THE BATS AND OWLS AND BEARS IN THE ENTIRE FOREST
And at the end of the story, the pineapple finally died. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:44 PM |
| burn yourself alive with oil and the fire in the lantern. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:49 PM |
| You imagine doing that and you realize you "can", you grab the blunt light it and get a hit or two then drink the oil, you tripin ballz, now homz, there's purple blue and green owls batz and bearz, you grab a snipe that was in your wallet and shoot all the animals. Anft er your done you just see blackness. You weren't doing any of that, with the mixture of the blunt and the oil you went into a coma and you where also having a stroke, you got rekt. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:50 PM |
WAKE UP AND REALIZE I'M IN SPACE!!!!!
And at the end of the story, the pineapple finally died. |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:51 PM |
| You try to wake up but you can't you got rekt |
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| 08 Jan 2015 11:55 PM |
| R this amazing adventure, there would have been so much more but you guys weren't complying qq |
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