uscdrew
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| 16 Jul 2009 11:16 AM |
50 years after the events of Noob police 4, Ohforf and the other membes of noob police have gone into retirement. Now, their kids must continue the adventure.
Me: Young usc, you and your friends are about to help save the world from noobs everywhere. Young usc: I know dad, Me: Make me proud son. Young ohforf: Usc! come here! Young usc: Yes commander! Me: Ahh, they grow up so fast... Young ohforf: As you all know, we've reached the our coming of age (18 years old) and we've been entrusted by the previous generation of noob police with the protection of this planet! Other young noob police members: Yes sir! Young Ohforf: Our first task is to patrol the crossroads. Move out! Other young noob police members: YES SIR! |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 11:41 AM |
Ohforf: Oh my spine is hurting... Young Ohforf: Sorry to hear that papa.
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uscdrew
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| 16 Jul 2009 11:45 AM |
(Every me in this post and in the other posts is going to be young usc) Me: *talks into walkie talkie* Ohforf, we have a problem! Young ohforf: What is it? Me: Noobs have invaded crossroads! Young Ohforf: WHAT? I'll be right there! Old Ohforf: What is it? Young ohforf: Noobs have invaded crossroads. *warps there* |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 11:47 AM |
Ohforf: This is your first mission, so it'll be an easy one. Still be careful. I don't want you to become a noob. Young Ohforf: I understand papa. Noob: L0lz w3're g0nna b^rn th1s p$ace 2 teh gr0und! Young Ohforf: You will do no such thing! En garde! *pulls out sword* Noob An ordinary noob. Easy as pie. (BTW, if I have a son, then who am I married to?) |
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uscdrew
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uscdrew
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| 16 Jul 2009 12:14 PM |
Me: Die noobs! PK FIRE! Young yay: It seems you've inherited psycic powers. Me: Yep. It's epic. |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 12:26 PM |
Young Ohforf: I've inherited this! FALCON PUNCH! Noob: X_X Young Ohforf: Lol he got owned. |
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BobGuy765
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| 16 Jul 2009 12:30 PM |
| (But Gold is only 13! T~T) |
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uscdrew
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| 16 Jul 2009 12:30 PM |
| Me: This is fun! *whips out sniper rifle* |
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uscdrew
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| 16 Jul 2009 12:31 PM |
| (it says this is 50 years later, so your 63) |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 12:31 PM |
| Ohforf Jr.: *continues falcon punching the noobs* |
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uscdrew
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| 16 Jul 2009 12:37 PM |
Me: *snipes the rest of them* Looks like their finished! *dark storm cloud appears* All: WTF? Ominous voice: YOU WILL ALL DIE! *figure decends from cloud* Arnooba: GREETINGS! All: ARNOOBA! Arnooba: As you may know, i have retired, so my son is taking over the family business! Arnewbie: GR3371/\/G2! All: *gasp* Me: *tries to shoot arnewbie* *bullet bounces off shield* Me: GAH! Arnewbie: G00DBY3 /\/UB2! *leaves* |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 01:44 PM |
*at Arnooba's Castle* Arnooba: You like my castle huh? Well it's all yours! Arnewbie: SW33T! Arnooba: All the noobs I have are in your possession. Command them to do whatever you like. If I were you I'd send them to raze Robloxia! Arnewbie: S0unds l1ke f^n! 1'll d0 th3t! Arnooba: Just watch out for the Noob Police. They've defeated me more times than I can remember...*clenches fist* Arnewbie: G0t 1t! |
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| 16 Jul 2009 01:46 PM |
| BG12: ....*does not approve* |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 01:47 PM |
| Ohforf: Arnewbie sure is a chip off the old block... |
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| 16 Jul 2009 01:48 PM |
| BG12: *still does not approve* |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:09 PM |
| Young Ohforf: What do you not approve of lol? |
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:10 PM |
| BG12: *does not approve for the lulz* |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:15 PM |
BG12: For I am the real BG12.
*Cut-out style of the missing hammer in BG12's back* |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:22 PM |
| Ohforf Jr: So...you haven't gone in retirement like my father? |
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:23 PM |
BG12: ...*does not approv-Hammered down by BG12* BG12: FAKE MUST DAI *Hammering down BG12(Fake)* |
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Ohforf
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:27 PM |
| Ohforf Jr.: A fake BG12? Where is this world coming to? |
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:29 PM |
| BG12: dunno tbh, did you not not- oh wait you're the jr. ohforf. I ALWAYS have a hammer, othwise fake. |
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uscdrew
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| 16 Jul 2009 02:33 PM |
| Me: shouldn't we get going? |
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