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| 05 Jan 2015 09:06 PM |
What do you call a guy on a horse who got his head cut off? A HEADLESS horseman!
Lolololololol |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:07 PM |
A man walks into a bar A dyslexic man walks into a bra
i am gandalf sumtimes |
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davinhi1
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:07 PM |
there once a stupid per...more
I find it really hard to believe her. |
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koopaNGC
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:09 PM |
Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first chemist says, "I'll have some H2O."
The second chemist says, "I'll have some H2O too."
The second chemist dies. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:10 PM |
| Why did the chicken cross the road? To get her nails dun |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:11 PM |
| Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:12 PM |
Why so they call it an Xbox 360?
Because when people see it, they turn 360 degrees and walk away. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:13 PM |
| Deck the halls with balls of holly |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:18 PM |
@prob that wasn't half bad. I loled |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:20 PM |
Tis' The Season To Be Wealthy FALALALALALALALALA
What do you call OT being nice?
Lies. :3
Yo! Im a rapper! Yoyoyo- Ill stop. |
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zaniac10
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:20 PM |
| if you turn 360 degrees you face the same way you were facing... |
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3kun
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:20 PM |
two guys walk into a bar and that was stupid cause the second guy should have seen it. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:21 PM |
What did the fish say, when he ran into a wall?
DAM |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:37 PM |
Two six-year-old brothers ask their mom for some money, so their mother gives them a one dollar bill to share. They decide to split it and have fifty cents each.
So they cut the bill in half. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:40 PM |
Two kids sit on opposite ends of a couch watching TV. The first kid gets bored, so he extends a tape measurer and starts poking the second kid with it.
The second kid asks, "What are you doing?"
The first kid says, "Measuring your patience." |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:52 PM |
A miner is pulling a cart of gold nuggets to a nearby town when one of his wheels break. He waits a while until a man with a dog comes along. The miner asks the man to guard the cart while he goes into town for a new wheel, and the man gladly agrees, prompting the miner to run off in the direction of the town. A couple hours later, the man is getting anxious as he has errands to run at his farm. He instructs his dog to stay at the cart and guard it, then walks down the road, leaving the cart and his dog behind.
The miner returns with the wheel and is pleasantly surprised to find the dog willfully guarding the cart. He retrieves a gold nugget from the cart, gives it to the dog, and sends it off. When the dog reached its owner, he proudly displayed the gold nugget to him, and the man wrongfully assumed that the dog had blatantly stolen it out of the cart.
He proceeded to kill the dog. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:55 PM |
A man approaches a woman leaving a nightclub on a desolate sidewalk. He calmly asks, "Do chicks like scars?"
The woman replies, "No, I think they're gross."
The man pulls out a switchblade and aims it at the woman's torso. "Then I'm sure you're going to do whatever I say." |
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| 05 Jan 2015 09:58 PM |
Did you hear about the new Tetris movie coming out in summer? They've already recorded all the scenes...
...They just have to align all the pieces. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 10:01 PM |
What's another name for Santa's elves?
Subordinate clauses. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 10:02 PM |
What do you call two crows on a branch?
Attempted murder. |
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| 05 Jan 2015 10:02 PM |
| What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? |
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| 05 Jan 2015 10:05 PM |
An English teacher looks at a student and says, "You. State two pronouns."
The student says, "Who, me?"
The teacher says, "Very good!" |
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| 05 Jan 2015 10:06 PM |
Have you ever heard of the band 1023 Megabytes?
Of course not. They haven't had any gigs. |
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